Don’t believe the hype. Though Copacabana Beach may not hold the same lusty appeal it did back in the day, it’s still seductive. Yes, it’s the most touristy beach in Rio. And the vendors come out in droves. But that’s all part of the Copacabana experience. C’mon, now—where else can you stroll the beach and be offered a beach chair, a cold Antarctica beer, a hammock, and a towel with naked Brazilians on it, all within 15 minutes? The arcing beach, lined with the old-school resorts of yesteryear, is simply stunning, with breathtaking views of Sugarloaf and countless other islands off in the distance. One could easily while away an entire day here watching carioca life go by.
I’m not sure if it was the season or what, but the waves crashing into the shore were HUGE. The cariocas were of course undaunted by the Atlantic’s power, swimming far out from shore and nonchalantly diving into the base of the big waves to avoid their powerful blows when they broke. We were surprised how strong the current was—just anchor your feet in the sand and you’ll be all right as long as you’re just standing there, not swimming.
We had a blast coming down here every day for a swim. Since we were there in the fall, it wasn’t packed, but you and I both know it’s hopping during the summer, not to mention Carnival. Just like at Ipanema, pickup fútbol and volleyball games popped up everywhere, as well as frescobol, played with two wooden paddles and what looked like a small, hard racquetball. You basically just hit the ball back and forth—we were amazed at how hardcore one couple was getting. The ball didn’t hit the sand for like five minutes.
There were also fishermen down here on the cloudier days, as well as locals combing the sands with a long pole with a cage attached to the end of it. I’m not exactly sure what they were hoping to catch—lobster? Buried treasure?
We had our little local food/drink stand on the beach, only a few blocks from the hotel. It was near Club Help, a disco commonly known for attracting a healthy clientele of hookers. The two guys running the stand were totally cool, whipping up strong, flavorful caipirvodkas and keeping an eye out for hustlers looking to harass anyone chilling at a table. Good times!
Just remember to keep your head on straight, especially at night. But don’t sweat it—the beach and walkway are all lit up, and it stays pretty populated through most of the night. Nevertheless, there are petty thieves lurking, so just stay alert. Don’t leave anything unattended. They like to try and distract you—we quickly caught on to two guys thinking about pulling some kind of stupid shit, but they decided otherwise.
Just use common sense, eh? You’ll love it—I miss Copacabana already!