This entry is a continuation of my Tower of London: The Guard Laughs entry.
The guard reacted the instant the man’s foot hit the ground—he pulled his gun off his shoulder and started charging with his bayonet! The man nearly wet himself and ran off into the distance. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had jumped into the Thames! As soon as the man was gone, the guard shouldered his gun and was back to normal.
Of course, all of this gave us even more reason to laugh. What an idiot! Unfortunately for us, we were the only ones at the scene when one of the tower Beefeaters arrived. The Beefeaters are essentially just tour guides and various forms of security around the place, and are the guys dressed in navy outfits and hats. I personally prefer their more traditional red and yellow outfits, but I don’t think this Beefeater would have appreciated me telling him that at this point in time.
He was not a happy man. As he walked quickly towards us, he began yelling. “The Tower Guards are here for security purposes, not entertainment! This is a very serious matter!” he yelled at us.
“I’m sorry, but we didn’t do anything. The man that tried to stand next to the guard ran away.” I said.
“I’ve seen you standing here all day harassing this guard,” he said, and wouldn’t hear any more of any of our arguments. Before we knew it, a few more Beefeaters had arrived and we were being escorted out of the Tower. Needless to say, our coach was not very happy with us, especially since we were all wearing our “John Newcombe Tennis Ranch” jackets. All I seemed to do the entire day was stand back and laugh, and I got thrown out of the Tower for it! But, I think it was all worth it to see the Tower guard laugh for the first, and very likely only, time in my life.