If you are ever interested in schmoozing your way past the clipboard Nazis and velvet ropes keeping guard at an exclusive event, Steve "Shaggy" Kaye would make a great mentor. Despite his well-deserved reputation as persona non grata, he frequently receives bold-type mention within The New York Post's Page Six for his presence at NYC's most publicized gatherings.
One of this magician's tricks used to gain entry is presenting an official-looking business card promoting himself as Nightlife Correspondent for the aforementioned NY Post. Also, when questioned by anyone about his status as an invitee or presented with a bill (as food and drink are typically covered by event sponsors), he promptly enacts a celebrity tirade before storming off of the premises.
These days, his pseudo-socialite status has earned him a PR rep and the occasional formal invitation. Rumors of a reality show based on his party-crashing exploits are also being bantered about. Two things you will know for certain if you ever spot him in the crowd are 1) he is most likely 99% not supposed to be there and 2) you are at a pretty happening spot, so look for other celebs canoodling in a dark corner.