Ok. One of the weirdest things on the Promenade des Anglais in Nice is the "slow dancers" as we have coined them. They are these two dudes that look sort of like Milli Vanilli. Same get ups. And they do this WEIRD dance thing where they act things out and show off their flexibility and "dancer's muscles." It is train-wreck-style entertainment -- you don't want to look but you can't help yourself. It is just so bizarre. And they're so INTO IT! Please, PLEASE let me know if anyone else has seen this. I'm giggling just thinking about it. God, those slow dancers. I WISH I had a picture of them. . .