Kalmar Stories and Tips

The cucumber.......Part 1

O.K.

I see you wanted to know about my other Frimurare Hotellet experience. Hear it goes.....

We checked into the hotel and went to our rooms. Several minutes pass and there is a knock on our door. One of my friends has a tickled look on her face and requests that we visit her room to take a look at something. We said that we were tired, but she insisted that it would be worth the trip. It was!
Right there on her nightstand is a cucumber that has been carved into a very authentic looking male genitalia. After the laughter, and there was alot, subsided..we discussed the various reasons this would be left in a room. We then proceeded to pick the cucumber up (with many kleenex!) and take it to the front desk.
Needless to say, I have never seen a front desk clerk quite so apologetic and red faced! We asked her for some sort of explanation, but her English was as limited as our Swedish. We chalked it up to those kooky Swedes and enjoyed the fact that whenever we entered the lobby of the hotel, the hotel clerk couldn't look us in the faces.
Just another normal day of vacationing in Europe!!!

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