This place is so cool, I don't even want to tell you about it. Nobody goes there, and it is waaaaaaaaaay cool.
Anchored right off the main pier is a pontoon boat with a charming superstructure, a little houseboat, actually--and it's a COFFEE HOUSE!!! Step aboard and onto the fore deck, or inside, where everything is charmingly panelled in ash-blonde or teak-dark tropical hardwoods. There are about 5 tables. You can go topside, too, but no tables or chairs there. And they have real actual coffee, an actual expresso machine. Coffee is $8 pesos, (about 80 cents American) and cappucino is $12. Also have sodas and cold drinks and some pretty good pastry and baked goods. Tiny sweet tarts are a good bet.
But who cares? Point is, you're sitting there sipping your joe on a cute little houseboat. If you don't see what I mean, don't bother going, you're hopeless. Romantic souls, it's worth an hour bus layover and a couple bucks taxi fare from the bus terminal just go hit this place for a cuppa java.