Disneyland Fast Pass for Dummies

We started our 17 day tour of Southern California with a quick trip to Disneyland. Here's how we managed to not spend all our time standing in line.


Disneyland Fast Pass for Dummies

Member Rating 0 out of 5 by thecopes on September 8, 2003

Before we headed up to Big Bear Lake and a week of relaxing, we decided to burn what energy we had on a day at Disneyland. We saw it all and never stood in a long line, thanks to FAST PASS.${QuickSuggestions} For the first time we flew into John Wayne airport (Orange County). It's usually more expensive to fly there than LAX or Ontario, but this time it was a little cheaper. And it was great. Within 20 minutes of landing, we had our bags, got our rental car, and were on our way. Try that at LAX!${BestWay} Use the shuttle bus from the hotel to Disneyland to avoid having to park. The bus drivers frequently have good tips about what not to miss and they drop you right at the entrance. For the rest of the area, you need a car, but hey, it's California, you knew that, right?

Embassy Suites Garden Grove

Member Rating 4 out of 5 by thecopes on September 8, 2003

If you're not going to Disneyland or you hate kids, do not stay here! EVERYONE who stays at this fairly new Embassy Suites is going to Disneyland. This ES sports a safari theme (the restaurant is called the Serengeti Grill), an average-sized pool area, the typical breakfast and manager's reception, and nicely appointed room-suites. But the real attraction is the close proximity to Disneyland. The ES shares a shuttle bus with the Hampton Inn next door; it's always packed, but it's still the best way to and from the park.

The rooms are typical for an Embassy Suites and, thanks to the newness of the hotel, in excellent shape. We spent an additional $20/night and got an extra-large room (see photos), with a great territorial view.

Breakfast is served until 9:30 on weekdays and until 10:30 on weekends and can be a bit of a zoo. It's the most crowded around 9am, and there can be a shortage of seating. They feature omelets cooked to order, along with the usual array of other stuff--pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns, cereal, fruit, pastries, etc. Given the number of people and the amount of food everyone takes, they do a pretty good job keeping plenty of everything supplied. The first morning I got in the line where the server was rationing the bacon as if there was a national pig shortage. The next day I got in the help yourself to all the swine flesh your arteries can handle line.

I have no idea if the manager's reception is any good because we've never been there in the evening. For all I know, they never have to serve any free drinks because everyone is still at Disneyland. On the other hand, after a day at Disneyland with some of the kids I saw prowling the hotel, you could use a free drink or two.

The pool and spa area is average in size and has very little shade. The crowdedness seems to go in cycles. There's a flurry right after breakfast, then another one in the mid-afternoon (all those people who read in the guidebooks to bring the kids back to the hotel for a nap - ha!), and then one more late at night. On the weekends, there are grilled hamburgers and hot dogs available poolside for a reasonable price.

The parking lot is shared with the Hampton Inn, the Hilton, and the Buca di Beppo restaurant, so parking can be a challenge, and the parking stalls are among the narrowest I've ever seen.

Nonetheless, this Embassy Suites is still a good choice when visiting D-Land.

Hotel Anaheim Soadjacent to Dsnylnd
11767 Harbor Blvd
Anaheim, California, 92840
(714) 539-3300

Disneyland - Fast Pass for Dummies

Member Rating 5 out of 5 by thecopes on September 8, 2003

OK, there are about a billion guidebooks on how to enjoy Disneyland. Well, here's mine called "Fast Pass for Dummies" and it's real short. Ready? Here it is:
If you don't use fast pass for the major rides at disneyland, then you are a MORON!
Got that? Why in the world would you stand in line for 2 freakin' hours to ride Splash Mountain, when you can get a Fast Pass ticket, enjoy other stuff at the Park, come back anytime in your one hour window, and get on the ride with a wait of 5 minutes or less? Do you hate your kids/husband/wife? Do you enjoy shuffling along with strangers who keep bumping you while you sweat in the hot sun and your kids have to go to the bathroom? Are you nuts?

We were able to enjoy all the major rides without ever waiting in line, got to see all the other stuff in the park, have a nice lunch at the Pizza Port and a relaxing dinner at Blue Bayou, meet Mickey Mouse, and enjoy the Fantasmic show, ALL BECAUSE WE USED FAST PASS! While hundreds of lamebrains stood in line for the Haunted House, we rode the Mark Twain paddle wheeler, paddled the canoes, rode the Jungle Cruise, saw the Tiki Room show, and went to the bathroom. In fact, we didn't even want to go to the Haunted House, but the Fast Pass system spit out a "bonus" Fast Pass when we got our pass for Splash Mountain.

After spending 90 minutes in line for the over-rated and now defunct Rocket Rods on a visit to Disneyland about 4 years ago, I said "Never again". Repeat after me: FAST PASS FAST PASS FAST PASS!!!!!!!!!

Disneyland Park
1313 South Harbor Blvd.
Anaheim, California, 92802
(714) 781-4000

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