Hotel Ucum
- June 26, 2001
- Rated 1 of 5 by
maddaisy from Toronto, Ontario
Gorilla cages have better decor and fewer critters.
The room we were shown to was on ground level. It had a metal door and metal walls like the shelving in a warehouse. The beds were iron and looked clean enough, but the overall impression was that the keeper was about to hose us down and toss in a handful of over-ripe bananas. The friendliest elements had several legs and antennae and ran out to greet us the moment we hit the light switch.
We ran, tossing the keys at the concierge as we went, crying "NO!"
From journal Chetumal: Encounters with Pirates