Huge ugly slab plonked down in the middle of the old town of Bangkok. Fancy panelled reception, and long gloomy corridors upstairs reminded me somewhat of the old Intourist hotels in communist Russia, but without their charm.
My room (they are all identical) was spacious, newly re-furbished, with efficient air-conditioning, tasteful prints, large modern western bathroom, satellite TV and fridge. You can keep the view over the street at bay with curtains and double-glazing. The breakfast, included in the room rate, was an eclectic buffet, ranging from pork curry to toast and jam, but the more attractive dishes tended to run out early, and weren’t always replenished. Amazingly, in the middle of Bangkok, there is a life-size outdoor pool at the back, completely hidden, and accessible only from the 3rd floor. Relax at sunset in the cool water after a hard day’s sightseeing, and watch the geckos running up and down the whitewashed wall between the trellises, hunting mosquitoes.
Room rates are not displayed, and extremely negotiable. I paid 900 baht ($25) a night for single occupancy of a double room, including breakfast, which is exorbitant for Bangkok. You won’t stay here for the price, or for the atmosphere. The place is a typical 3-star anonymous modern hotel. You could be anywhere in the world. Absolutely no atmosphere, but no bedbugs, cockroaches or mosquitoes either. There are other reasons to recommend it. You probably wouldn’t want to stay here long, but it’s ideal for a couple of days at the beginning of a holiday, when you want to acclimatise gently and see all the main sights without fuss. It’s within walking distance of the Royal Palace, National Museum, City Pillar and river taxis, within a block of the airport bus stop, and bookable by internet. It would also be good at the end of a holiday, when you want to wash thoroughly everything you’ve got, and indulge in a final massage or two.