Best Things Nearby:
The steam and Diesel train rides, and the outlet stores.
Best Things About the Resort:
NOT the rooms in the old main inn, and NOT the toilet in the new outbuilding which leaked for 2 days before getting fixed!
Resort Experience:
The Eastern Slope Inn, North Conway New Hampshire looks like a picture postcard and belies the fact that very little money has gone into maintaining it. Some "studios" are so small you can’t get the Murphy bed down, your luggage on the floor and yourselves in the room and let all things operate on the same plane!!!!!!!!
The next size up "studio" with Murphy bed (in wall) had a closet door that wouldn’t open because it was swollen shut with moisture—it needed to be planed down and we asked but got no reply.... even after 48 hours.
The proper studio with acceptable features had a toilet that had two leaks and was not fixed for over 50 hours–only after I found their sources and closely directed the Inn and the plumbers !!
The Inn has complimentary bikes, but they had flat tires and seats canted up so far only a Sumo wrestler that binds UP his loins could sit the man’s seat !! We filled the tires with air and I fixed the man’s seat, to stop getting too squinty-eyed riding the bike and walking funny after getting off the bike.
The Inn staff told us first that we would be charged $48, as a room cleaning fee out of the sticky door room to the leaking toilet room. Upon leaving they told us the fee was to upgrade from sticky to leaking!! Next time I go, I have the Forest Glenn Inn’s number, and although NOT Gold Crown, I’ll get excellent "Gemutlichtkeit."
More later when I settle down .
To come–my wife smashing her face on the main street , and the cops trying to put me in jail.
Yours from Canada,
Bounce48
Oct, 27/04
- Unit Type: Other
- Activities: Fair
- Amenities: Fair
- Unit Satisfaction: Poor
- Family Friendliness: Fair
- Service: Poor