They don''t call it a village for nothing. This Hilton resort is so big, it deserves its own journal. This is not my kind of hotel - I readily disclose that I only chose the Hilton because I got to stay there for free. That being said, the place is unbelievable. There is no reason to leave the grounds if you don''t want to. They even have a Tiffany''s in case of spur-of-the moment marriage proposals.
For some this is a good thing. There''s always something to do at the Hilton. A sample of activities includes penguin feeding, snorkel lessons, lauhala weaving, ukelele making, torch lighting ceremony, tai chi stretch, lei making class, and Friday night fireworks with a precision rifle drill team. The beach is unremarkable but calm, and though you''re a 10mn walk from the heart of Waikiki, that might not be a bad thing either - the week we were there, Waikiki beach was closed for a day because of shark sightings.
No shortage of places to eat, either. We breakfasted often at Niumalu Café in the brand new Kalia tower. It''s several cuts above the typical hotel dining experience, with soft-voiced waitresses bringing exquisitely prepared banana macnut pancakes, flufffy omelettes, ripe pineapple wedges, and chicken curry manapuas, a local favorite inspired by Portuguese stuffed buns. They also served wonderful, aromatic kona coffee - the perfect start to any morning. We didn''t stick around the hotel for lunch or evening "sunset pupus" at Niumalo, but they looked tasty, too. The other restaurants we sampled (Golden Dragon for Chinese, Tropics Bar for breakfast) were as expected. Fine for an evening when you''re too tired to go out exploring, but what a price you pay for that convenience - an overpriced, Americanized version of dinner, guaranteed neither to disappoint nor to inspire.
I''m hesitant to talk about the rooms, as I was upgraded to a $750 a night suite with decks and ocean views on two sides. Would I have paid that much for the room, even if I had the money? Absolutely not. Though it was extremely large and comfortable, and our views were absolutely spectacular, it was utterly lacking in personality. The regular rooms are done in the same Polynesian-by-way-of-Walmart style, minus the living room, fluffy bathrobes, and other amenities. The grounds, however, are quite an experience. Sprawling pools, trickling waterfalls, unusual looking animals and plants around every corner. Swarming through all this exotica in a near-continuous stampede are the tourists - tons of them, from all over the world.
The fitness center and Mandala Spa had just opened when we visited in September and were not fully operational yet. They are not run by the hotel, so nothing is free and it isn''t cheap, either. If you''re a workout nut, consider a reduced rate multi-day pass to the fitness center, which looks out over the private Kalia Tower pool and the lovely hotel grounds.