If you have read my other Kona, Hawaii journals you may have seen my reviews of Lava Java (Alii Drive in Kauila-Kona) and the Aloha Angel Cafe (Hwy11 south of Kona in Kainaliu). These two places have been mainstays on our dining list when in Kona and in fact, have been a much anticipated highlight!
Dating back to 2005, we have been stopping at the Java Lava for a great Sunday breakfast on our first morning in town especially since we usually arrive late on Saturday evening, and haven't had time to go to the Safeway for groceries and we wake up rather hungry the next morning.
When we arrived at Lava Java we didn't recognize the menu. It was approximately 10:00am and they had a rather limited "brunch" offering which was really pretty pitiful. No eggs over easy, only fancy omelets . . . no waffles . . . heck I don't even think I saw breakfast meats come to think of it. You may ask "Ok Von, what did they have?" and as poor as this is going to sound, the experience was so forgettable, I have forgotten!
We went for the car and headed up the hill to Denny's which had a long wait and slow service. Once we were seated after an approximately 20 minute wait, it took 15 minutes for David to get a coffee. About 15 minutes later we were ordering and nearly a full hour after that, we were finally eating. I don't know how they screw up breakfast, but the Grand Slam was more like the big whiff!
Thankfully we were right next to the Safeway so we stocked up on stuff for the condo including eggs, bacon, bread, cereal and milk. We were now set for the rest of our time in Kona, until check out on Saturday. Mmmmm Saturday . . . Alooooooha Angel baby!!!
Ok so we cruise on up Hwy 11 towards coffee farm row. As we enter the small village where the Aloha Theatre is, we notice the different "look" of the front of the building but couldn't really place what was out of place. It was the sign . . . the beautiful Aloha Angel Cafe sign was gone. And what was worse? So was the cafe itself! YIKES.
As we entered what used to be the entrance to the Aloha Angel Cafe, it was clear that this area was now only used as the entrance to the rest rooms. There used to be a large bakery case right at the door here . . . GONE. Replaced with a big door with a sign "EMPLOYEES ONLY!" What's with that?
We went back out onto the front sidewalk to see that where the other restaurant used to be (the one that used to be open only for supper) there were a couple of tables occupied and people appeared to be dining. I then saw the sign overhead at the sidewalk entrance: Aloha Theater Cafe.
As we entered, we noticed a couple of men who were working the place. The older of the two said he would be right with us, as he headed back into the kitchen. Given the amount of sweat on his brow, I assumed he was the cook.
The other younger guy took us to an open (and clean) table. I make the distinction because there were many open tables and only two that had been cleared or were ready for new guests. It took a while to get coffee for David but he was finally taken care of and we ordered breakfast. And what a boring breakfast it would be. None of those large fluffy blueberry pancakes like Cathy enjoyed with me back in April 2006 . . . no home baked muffins like Ellie enjoyed on our first trip there in December 2005 . . . and argh to my chagrin, fried eggs that looked like they had been micro-waved or something. They looked dried out and chewy to me. To go with his yucky looking eggs, David had SPAM which he said was also overcooked and dried out.
I ordered a ham & mushroom omelet which was more like scrambled eggs with a pile of stuff between the fold. The breakfast potatoes were overdone, approaching burnt but the toast was good :) Hurray for good toast! Never mind jelly however, as it took him some time to track down "the" basket of jellies that only had some brand X mixed fruit packets.
All and all most disappointing especially considering it was by far, the most expensive breakfast we had experienced in our two weeks in Hawaii. Before we left I asked the older guy if this was under new ownership and he said no, that they had to close the other side down because of some construction going on, on that side of their building. Mmmm I don't know - - I cannot believe this dump was owned by the same people, or perhaps more accurately, run by the same people as our little Aloha Angel. When I pressed further, he reaffirmed "nope, all the same as before."
I'm sorry NOT THE SAME AS BEFORE . . . this sucked and we will not be coming back I mumbled to David as we left. I miss the outstanding bakery items and the friendly ladies and young gals who used to work at the cafe. I also miss enjoying a good breakfast on our last day in Hawaii; the last meal we would have before heading out for our 14 hours of travel home to Wisconsin.
This was the ultimate bummer end to what was otherwise a great vacation.