It is difficult to find a better place to put in use the word "labyrinthine" than while writing about Khaosan Road. "Wait a minute," the readers that know the place are saying by now, "Khaosan Road is completely straight."
Well, yes and no. By its geographical definition they are right; fewer streets are straighter in
Bangkok. Yet its spirit spills out into a maze of alleys and surrounding streets. Learning them takes a while, though the joy of being there is immediate.
The heart of the area known as Banglamphu, is Thanon Khaosan, a short street running parallel to and north of
Thanon Ratchadamnoen, the avenue linking the
Grand Palace with
Dusit.
Despite most of the buildings along the street being rather low – few rise more than three or four floors – it is hard to ignore the feeling that the street signs are piled up to the sky. A myriad of restaurants, guesthouses, convenience stores, travel agencies, Thai massage parlors, souvenirs and T-shirts stalls fiercely compete for every inch of advertising space. On each of these categories, Khaosan Road probably features the highest density of establishments per square meter in the whole world.
Yet, just after dark, all the neon lights in the world won’t be enough to highlight the shops over the crowds cramming up the street. It seems that millions of travelers prefer to carry out all their businesses in Khaosan Road while in Bangkok, rather than travel around the city.
Khaosan’s eclectic reality is a powerful magnet. Here, travelers can settle down and still live under the illusion they are moving fast across vast distances. A face from a different corner of the planet appears every few meters; sounds in different languages create destructive interferences among the sound waves and mimic a modern Babel Tower. Nobody completely understands his alien conversation partners and yet everything seems to function properly in a modern version of the Biblical "Speaking in Tongues." Such diversity is irresistible for a traveler; few other places provide the opportunity to imagine being everywhere and nowhere at once.
Where else a
Nepali restaurant flirting with Mexican food would feel comfortable? Where else a pumpkin flavored coffee would be the natural end to a meal of fried insects? Where else can Indian tailors provide an extra-elegant suit in ten minutes and for the price of a meal to a traveler about to visit semi-naked hill tribes?
The more a traveler stays there, the better he realizes he had hardly scratched the surface of this complex place. Many cultures coexist there in perfect harmony showing thus that such a reality is a feasible future. Yet, there is more to Khaosan Road than Khaosan Road.
The MazeThe best way of surviving the Khaosan’s complex maze is by understanding the basic layout of the area. Khaosan Road ends on the west on Thanon Chakkrapong and on the east on Thanon Thanao. The surrounding maze can be divided into four smaller ones. Each one of them is occupies a different side of Khaosan Road.
The first avenue south of Khaosan Road – they are separated by less than a hundred meters – is Thanon Ratchadamnoen, one of the main avenues in Bangkok. Between the two runs an alley named Soi Damnoen Klang Nua. These three longitudinal streets are interconnected by several alleys.
Eastwards, Khaosan ends at Thanon Thanao. East of it are several alleys surrounding Soi Damnoen Klang Nua, which is the direct continuation of the alley of the same name located just south of Khaosan.
Northwards, Thanon Rambuttri runs almost parallel to Khaosan, though it features a curve on its east end. The two streets are connected by several alleys. In the same direction the next parallel road is Thanon
Phra Sumen and right next to it a canal named Khlong Banglamphu that delimits the area. Note that on the east side of Thanon Chakkrapong the street is divided into three shorter blocks. Thanon Phra Sumen runs parallel to the canal and makes a curve on its junction with the Chao Phraya River, changing then its name to Thanon Phra Athit. This one runs parallel to the river until the Phra Pin Klao Bridge that links the area with the already mentioned Thanon Ratchadamnoen.
Westwards, Khaosan ends at Thanon Chakkrapong and
Wat Channasongkhram. However, Soi Rambuttri – the continuation of Thanon Rambuttri – surrounds the temple and several alleys spin off it, connecting it to Thanon Phra Athit.
Four mazes, each with its own characteristics.
First: On Asian Streets NamesDifferent models exist for the design of cities. Colonial and
American cities stick to strict rectangular grids. My hometown uses radial avenues originating in various main plazas. Asian cities resemble trees; the main avenues are long branches with smaller streets and alleys splitting from them. Crossing from one main branch to another is difficult.
In
Thailand, the main streets are called "thanon;" this may be confusing since avenues like
Sukhumvit and streets like Khaosan are both called thanon. Small streets and alleys beginning from a thanon are called "soi;" usually they are numbered. The first alley along Sukhumvit would be called Sukhumvit 1, sometimes a nickname would also be given to it. A soi beginning at another soi would still be defined by the main avenue; following the former example, it could be called Sukhumvit 1/1. That’s not all; a very narrow soi is called a "trok;" finally, some alleys are not named or numbered at all.
Far from ChaoticKhaosan Road setup may look chaotic at first, but certain rules appear to function quite well during all my visits. The best travel agencies are on the alleys surrounding the main street. The best hotels and guesthouses are on Khaosan Road itself, but the quieter ones are behind the temple on its western side. The best Western food restaurants in the area are on the main street, but the best Thai ones are in the surrounding streets. All the souvenirs, clothes, CD’s, electrical adaptors and other knickknacks are vastly cheaper elsewhere in Bangkok.
Sunset StreetFour mazes surround Khaosan, but at its very center is a short, dead end alley that leads to a
Starbucks branch, which probably is the most beautiful one in Bangkok.
Beyond that, Sunset Bar & Restaurant offers Thai and International cuisine with live music performances on Thursday to Sunday, and Scoozi Italian Pizza provides hotel delivery.
HotelsStrangely, the most expensive hotels in the area are not those offering the best rooms. Those are in the new building of
The D&D Inn. Moreover, being located at the very center of the street, it offers a superb spot from where to explore the area. From the pool at its roof there are great views of the Grand Palace, especially at night.
Making reservations in this area is almost impossible. Moreover, during the high season (December to February) it is very difficult to find rooms; the best strategy is to approach the hotels around noon, when people check out.
Western FoodDespite the wide variety available of restaurants serving this kind of food, Gulliver’s Travelers Tavern at the western end of Khaosan Road, has not only an irresistible name, but it also successfully mimics an English Pub and has an eclectic clientele, including Thais. The food is rather expensive, but it is worth it.
Buddy Boutique Hotel’s restaurant – almost at the eastern end of the street - is also recommended for the same reasons.
Coffee World and Starbucks have very attractive branches in Khaosan and both offer good coffee with a Thai twinge.
The Maze IINow it is time to take a detailed look into the maze; a journal entry for each one of its parts.