Down in the Deep South
A couple of visitors I entertained in
La Paz were surprised to find the richest part of the city is in the southeast; at their home the parallel was on the northern side. "Zona Sur" (South Zone) in La Paz is a synonym of "rich." Understanding the topography explains that; the Andean High Plateau breaks down in this area and La Paz was constructed on the narrow valley descending from the plateau.
El Alto, which is the nearest city, was built just next to on the plateau north of La Paz. The rich built homes in lower – and thus slightly hotter – areas south of La Paz. One of them is Calacoto – also known as San Miguel – were many of the embassies and best restaurants in town are. Among them is Café Beirut.
Setup
Café Beirut offers a large sitting area, divided into a semi-open area facing the street and another one placed well within the establishment. Despite this area being substantially lower than downtown La Paz, the climate conditions are still harsh; sitting inside is the natural option.
The decoration is based on traditional Arabic motifs, including a wall covered with colorful "shisha" smoking filters and a real size belly-dancer painted on one of the walls.
Lights on or off?
Early in the morning, I sat in a remote inner corner, away from the street, the light and the noise. Soon a waiter appeared from nowhere and while approaching me hit a hidden button. A strong spotlight – with almost the power of a mild super-nova star – blinded me.
Do you like the lights on? was his first question.
Following my answer and his subsequent action, I could see again and picked up the menu.
This was a colorful booklet printed atop a black background. Café Beirut Breakfast was my natural choice. I wanted to see their best, and at $4 it was their most impressive option.
Toilets
While waiting for the food, I inspected the toilets; they were spacious and very clean, even the gender signs were stylized in Muslim motifs. Few establishments in La Paz display facilities of such high quality.
Juice or Salad?
The breakfast included fruits in the form of juice or salad. I asked the waiter which fruits did they have and got a long list; the tropics in Bolivia produce an awesome variety of those. Wanting a though test for the establishment, I chose the peach juice.
Peaches in Bolivia are small; before being consumed they are usually dehydrated and used for the preparation of a drink known as "qhisa." Thus getting a proper peach juice is difficult; especially since it is custom to dilute all the fruit juices with too much water. To my absolute surprise, I got a perfect tall glass of peach juice, with no ice and the absolute minimum of water added.
Omelet
The omelet was served with fresh, flat pita bread cut in four triangles; Beirut not being (yet) in the list of cities I have visited, I am not sure this is the type of pitas consumed there. Being dryer, they are less pleasant than the pocket-type ones.
The huge omelet included generous amounts of ham, tomato, parsley, onion and cheese; a mint leave had been joyfully placed next to it. It was served steaming hot and was with no doubt the best omelet I had in South America. It was thick and the ingredients have been cut into small pieces, so that the blending of savors was perfect. The only thing that prevents me of expanding the superlative was the fact it had astonishing amounts of salt that made me thirsty for hours.
Beirut’s Coffee
The Arabic coffee was served here in two variations. The simplest one included cardamom, while the "Cafe Beirut" added to it a bit of lemon. Intrigued about this creative touch, I asked for the second.
The coffee arrived in an attractive cup, though I was expecting one of those small metallic kettles traditionally served to the table; they seem to contain the very romantic essence of the Arabic desert. A nearby wall covered with "shishas" (nargilas) caused me to expect that; but it was not only that, another wall depicted a belly-dancer in action, the owners were speaking Arabic, and soft Arabic music was being played in the background; I took the kettle as granted and got a bit disappointed at the sight of the small cup.
I smelled the cardamom immediately and took a small sip. The lemon could not be tasted and the cardamom had been added as powder, it was not cooked with the coffee as custom in the Middle East demands. The difference is substantial; cooking it leaves a stronger aroma and taste. Yet, with the distance, some compromises can be forgiven.