Mo ChitMo Chit is Bangkok's northern bus terminal; it serves destinations in the north, northeast and parts of Thailand's eastern coast. It is located away from the
Skytrain and Metro stations of the same name, but can be approached with bus number three from near
Khaosan Road and taxis.
The terminal is divided into three zones. One serves buses traveling within
Bangkok, another is the arrival area and the third is the departures zone. The last is served a four-story building. At the entrance level, tickets are sold to
northern destinations, while the third one serves the
northeast. Both host also waiting areas, restaurants (including fast food as KFC and Mr Donut) and basic Thai food plazas.
As I recently commented, Mo Chit looks nowadays as under foreign occupation, with cameras crisscrossing the waiting areas and access gates; policemen, soldiers and plainclothes policemen swarm the place. One of the last approached me and for unclear reasons told me in decent English: "Please be nice to us," he left immediately without explaining. It was one of the finest samples of institutional
Thairror I have seen in the current trip. There you go, I am being nice.
HighwayDespite everything, traveling northwards in
Thailand is enjoyable. The exit from Bangkok is through an elevated highway, which allows great views of the surrounding city, including of Don Muang, the former international airport, which has now be turned partially into an aviation museum.
After
Ayutthaya the metropolitan area ends and the wide highway (in
Asian terms, 3 lanes on each direction) is split by up to 3 rows of lush trees; electric green paddy fields complete the landscape. The excellent milestones - featuring the Thai garuda - allow keeping track of the distance traveled and to the destination. The garuda is Thailand's coat of arms; of Hindu origins, it has a man's body, wings, an eagle's beak and talons.
From time to time U-turn ramps appear, sometimes placed back to back. They are quite representative of Thai highways, in which each direction is often completely separated from the other; thus making a normal U-turn is not possible. I haven't seen similar ones in other Asian countries.
On ThainessAfter a few hours we arrived at Tak. However, instead of reaching the bus terminal (which is across the highway from the city) the bus entered the city. Strangely it began scattering the travelers at odd places. A policeman was dropped at the police station; before leaving, he saluted me in a military fashion and said "hello!" As always in potentially embarrassing situations, I said nothing and nodded politely. Other people were left at other corners of the small town.
I assumed the final stop would be the terminal, thus I didn't worry. However, the bus entered an alley and stopped there. The driver began to work on the engine. Approaching the conductor, I asked her where the terminal is. Agitated, she began speaking with the driver in Thai. They have lost face by forgetting me.
Not wanting to make a scene - especially in a small place I know relatively well - I began walking toward the main road. Despite not knowing the exact location of the alley, reaching the terminal could not be difficult. As soon as I began walking, the conductor stopped talking and run toward me. She said a lot, but the only thing I understood was "tuk-tuk." "Dee," (good) I said, making a few quick assumptions. She signaled a woman nearby to approach us. The situation was explained to her and she hurried away in her motorbike. Soon, a motorized samlor (tricycle, hardly seen anymore in Thailand) appeared. She spoke with the driver and insisted in paying the fee; her face was saved.
A Night at the TerminalMinutes later I reached the terminal. It was already dark and soon it became clear the last bus to the border had already left. "There is a bus at 3 AM," I was told by somebody. The claim was credible; direct night buses from Bangkok reach Mae Sot early in the morning and pass through Tak. I surveyed the area; a few restaurants and a tiny hotel surrounded the terminal building. If returning to Tak I probably wouldn't be able to return on time, thus I stayed.
Pud See EwEntering one of the restaurants, I picked up a menu and read "pud see ew." In English (where the vowel sounds are not constant, and actually depend on the syllable) the name made not sense. The Thai writing read "pad;" expecting now to get some kind of noodles (like the popular
pad-Thai), I ordered the dish. I got a large serving (that's an advantage of rural Thailand) of tasty wide rice noodles with fried vegetables and pork meat.
The HotelA small counter blocked a shabby door. A sign on the adjacent wall contained a long message in
Thai; I read just the price: "50 baht" (about $1.5).
"How much does the room cost?" I asked.
"How long are you planning to stay?" was the strange answer.
"Why do you care?" I kept the string of questions going on.
"You pay by the hour, first two hours cost 50 baht, afterwards it costs 10 baht per hour."
Despite the arrangement, there wasn't any suspicious activity in the area. Apparently it was just a reasonable arrangement in a bus terminal.
"Wake me up at three, please," I said while paying.
Then I was led to one of four cardboard boxes arranged in a row along a narrow corridor. Soon I was asleep.
AwakeningA hurried knock on the door was followed by:
"Sorry, it is 4 AM."
I left the hotel, and approached the terminal building. Having missed the night bus, I had two more hours to wait.
Leaving the PlainsMinivans span in about ninety minutes the distance between Tak and Mae Sot, the Thai town on the border with Myanmar.
Soon after leaving the town, the plains were left behind; the road entered a lush hilly landscape half hidden in the morning mist. Unlike air-conditioned buses, opening the windows was possible and added a very enjoyable dimension to the trip. However, not everything was pleasant; three roadblocks were along the way, two of the police, and one of the army. The police checked documents, the army scanned the vehicle with an unclear device. The driver got a paper stamped; I took note of everything. Finally, the van left us by the old bus terminal in Mae Sot, a few blocks away from downtown.
Reaching the BorderAttempting to end the affair as fast as possible I approached the road from where taxi-trucks leave to the border. After about thirty minutes I have seen none and people failed to give good advice. Finally, I hired a motorbike and reached the border, which is a few kilometers westwards on the Moei River. Later, while exploring the town in my way back, I learned the trucks depart now from the central market.
But now, it was Burmese time.