I should have listened to the
IgoUgo review I’d read: the Jambo Inn is a dump. But, lured by the price (35,000 Tanzanian schillings for a double en suite) and the friendly manager (Jignesh), my friend and I booked a room for two nights at the Jambo. We planned to stay there one night before departing for Arusha, and one night before leaving Tanzania. How bad could it be? Bad enough that within about an hour of arriving we were on a computer booking a new hotel for our return to Dar es Salaam.
We found the hotel easily on its crowded street in an area with several hotels and restaurants. It was bigger than I’d imagined, and though not attractive, it wasn’t completely uninviting. At check-in, Jignesh (who, it must be said, truly is one of the friendliest hotel employees I’ve ever met) collected our money for the room and for the next day’s 5:30am taxi to the airport. But all hope for a pleasant stay vanished the moment we entered our second-floor room.
The mosquito nets had more holes than netting, about half of which were stuffed with Band-Aids. As my friend and I started plotting how to remedy the situation (there was, after all, at least one mosquito flying around the room, and it was dusk—malaria o'clock), the electricity cut off. We were in absolute darkness, along with the rest of Dar; the entire city had lost power in the middle of an international soccer match, so horns began blowing and people began whooping. Police sirens were also blaring through the streets. My first thought (just before I thought of the soccer match) was that there’d been a coup of some sort. I can only explain this by saying that the Jambo Inn is the sort of place that makes you think of worst-case scenarios.
Luckily, shortly after we found our flashlights, the power came back. Which would have been a blessing, except the lighting really only served to illuminate a roach in the bathroom. The next bathroom mishap involved a clogged toilet, which I spent about 15 minutes attacking with a plunger provided by a guard in the hallway. The shower was also gross, with an odd bucket of standing water sitting on its floor.
Things only got worse in the downstairs restaurant, which serves mostly Indian food. The worst Indian food I’ve ever had, in fact. My chicken tikka was light on chicken, the only meat being mostly neck meat.
I only slept about an hour that night, encased in the scary mosquito net, because I dared not move for fear of malaria. (I never said I’m not a hypochondriac, but it wasn’t that far-fetched a thought.) Since I had all that time to think, I decided that it’s worth spending a bit more for a medium-priced, medium-comfort hotel in Dar es Salaam. And please don’t repeat my mistake: listen to IgoUgo reviews!