Brisbane Lions 8.23 (76), Carlton Blues 7.14 (56)
For both of my visits to Australia during the AFL (Aussie Rules Football) season, I wanted to actually watch the Brisbane Lions play at the Gabba. However, the way tickets were sold got us every time: they went on sale on Tuesday afternoons and were gone by the time we got home from uni every time. On my second long trip to Oz, I convinced James to go to a game with me, even though he doesn’t like/doesn’t get Aussie Rules much at all. I don’t either, but I just wanted to go for the experience.
All I can understand about the game of Aussie Rules is that there aren’t many set in stone rules at all. You can run down the circular field with the ball, provided you bounce it every so many steps. You can throw the ball, and if the person catching catches it in a certain way, its called a mark and they get a free kick from the point they caught it. You can pass forwards, backwards, or sideways, or kick it if you so wish. Throw ins are thrown in backwards by a referee facing the crowd so he can’t purposely favor one team over the other. And, there are four posts at the end of the field—if you kick between the middle two, it’s a goal and you get six points. However, if you miss the goal and get it between the middle pole and the outer pole on either side, you still get a sympathy point for trying but not being quite there. Therefore, the scoreboard reads as the number of goals, then the number of points, and then the total score for each team.
The game of AFL is mainly popular in Melbourne, where people are obsessive about it. Most of the team still come from areas around Victoria—Essendon, Geelong, St. Kilda, Collingwood, etc. In fact, many teams were moved out of Victoria to places like Perth to try to spread the fanbase of the game. A lot of the Melbourne-area teams play at the massive MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground), and if you visit Melbourne it would definitely be an experience to catch a game there. New South Wales and Queensland are much more into rugby league, which is funny because the Sydney team is the one that won the Aussie Rules league last year.
The way we finally ended up getting tickets to see the Lions was through James’ friend. His girlfriend had won tickets to the Lions vs. the Carlton Blues from a radio station booth but none of them were interested in going, so we inherited them. James wasn’t overly excited about going to the game, but he was excited that it was free so he didn’t have to pay for a game he would nearly certainly be bored at.
To get there, we used the free public transport that Queensland Rail and the Translink buses/ferries provide on game days to anyone that has a game ticket. We thought we would have to take the train into Central and then catch a bus to Woolongabba, where Brisbane’s Gabba cricket grounds are, but we found out when waiting for the 10-minute-late train that direct buses run from Roma Street Station. So, all we ended up having to do was get off at Roma Street and hop on a packed bus labeled "The Gabba".
Our seats were pretty good—on the first tier and only 15 rows back—but we decided that at the Gabba, its better to be in the higher-up seats which are more like stadium seating in a theater, rather than old-style cinema seating. This was mainly because there were a few tall people sitting right in front of us that we had to move around to follow the game.
The game confounded the both of us—while we could follow the ball and understand kind of what the rules were behind it, there was no rhyme or reason to it. I’ve found that I like rugby league and union because the rules are very definite and you can tell what is happening (although in union it generally requires the type of penalty flashing up on the screen). Here, it just seemed like mayhem with a few goals scored here and there. I enjoyed watching the game, but I think it’s much better watched on TV where you can see angles and have commentators to make sense of it for you. It was funny to follow Jason Akermanis, the only player I could really recognize on the team because of his bleached-blonde hair, and harass him as he came nearby. Aka, as he likes to be called, is disliked by most people, especially his Lions teammates, because he is just such an obnoxious character who likes to cause trouble. In his day, he was apparently a very good footy player, but he’s getting a bit slower and less reliable now.
The Lions ended up winning the game by 15 points. It was a relatively low goal-scoring game, with only 8 Lions goals vs. 7 Carlton goals, but a relatively high point-scoring game, with 23 Lions points vs. 14 Carlton points. We found out near the end of the game that after the game the public is actually allowed to storm the field, provided they stay out of the centre square. We both found that kind of odd, but apparently AFL player security is not as high a priority as in some sports. We didn’t stay to storm the field though, preferring to rush out of the stadium at the sound of the final horn in an attempt to catch a bus without waiting in line.
Overall, I enjoyed going to the game, although at 25 minutes per quarter it seemed very long. I thought it was a good experience and something very different to see, but I doubt I would spend the money to go to another game.