Coconut Beach Club is supposedly rated a three-star hotel, but it actually is a high 1 or low 2 star, based on my experience at the hotel. Below is a breakdown:
Bathroom: dingy. The first room we stayed at had an awful odor - urine-scented is not at all appealing!
Towels: the front desk claimed the towels were two weeks old as of 5/26/2006, but how could two week old towels be gray, and have holes in them?
Sheets: had a weird smell
Balcony: all balconies are ocean-front and most have a hammock
Dining: this hotel offers a European plan and an all-inclusive plan. DO NOT opt for the all-inclusive plan. The food was awful:
Breakfast is $12 per person: selection was not great—bacon, eggs, fruits (with flies swarming over it), sour juice, and Folgers coffee. You might as well drive elsewhere and get a better breakfast for a cheaper price.
Lunch: didn't even bother to dine
Dinner: $40 per person—a la carte menu. Bad selection of food. The bland food was presented in such a way that it seemed like they were "trying too hard."
Drinks at the bar: they use the cheapest alcohol so you're bound to get a headache after your first sip.
House Wine : awful
Staff: Rude
Renovations: the site says they renovated the hotel in 2004, but the staff said that they only renovated the third floor rooms.
Overall, I would not recommend this hotel to anyone. Fortunately my boyfriend and I were out and about during our entire stay so the only time we stayed in our room was when it was bedtime. If you had to stay in this hotel—avoid 202B
by DeniseLao on June 1, 2006
Coconut Beach Club
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