This was our first visit to the States and our first long-haul flight, so it was with some trepidation that we landed at JFK Airport. My cousin had arranged most of this trip for us and was driving up from Atlanta to meet us at the airport. We’d managed the plane journey with no real problems, but as we came in to land, the anxiety set in. The airport was massive, and as we walked through to the arrivals lounge with our luggage, there was no sign of my relatives. We didn’t think for one moment that he had abandoned us, but after 20 minutes or so, we did begin to wonder why we hadn’t ascertained the name of the hotel or obtained a telephone contact number. Just as the anxiety levels were reaching their peak (just short of palpitations!), my cousin and his wife strolled into the airport lounge grinning from ear to ear. Typical - they’d been sitting outside in the car, believing that the plane had been delayed!
We had an enlightening tour of the area while trying to find a diner. This was our first American meal, and we disregarded our cousin’s advice to “split a meal” and opted for two separate helpings. Wrong! The portions were huge, and we really struggled with our meal, leaving the vast majority still untouched on the plate. After a few knowing looks from the American branch of the family, we headed off to the suburbs to find the hotel that they’d booked us all in. It seemed miles away, but they explained it was probably as easy, and far more economical, to board outside of the city.
I have to say, I did begin to question this logic, because it was a fair train journey into New York. However, the first full day being a Sunday, my cousin felt confident to drive into the very heart of the city. On-street parking was available, and there seemed to be an absence of parking metres (guess it’s a bit different in the week). My son had put in a special request for some specific clothes from a very specific shop – Xlarge. We had the address, but no idea where we were going. My cousin had already asked the police for directions to a toilet (they had been unable to help), and now he strode back in their direction with the opening line of “Here’s another one you won’t be able to answer”. “Whoops,” thinks I, “not the best way for a law-abiding citizen to approach a couple of gun-laden police officers." But they responded with good humour and pointed us towards the tube with very clear instructions, including “and don’t bother us again, sir!”
Our most bizarre experience was to take place the following day. We’d booked for Cabaret in New York’s theatre district and planned to have the whole day in the city. The reception staff at the hotel recommended that we park the car next to a shopping mall, and we found a nearby street and walked the short distance to the train station. Straight onto the platform at Hicksville and wait for the next commuter train. The journey was interesting (it was all new to us), and about half-hour later, we were beginning to enjoy the delights of New York. A couple of meals later, a day's sightseeing, and a great show, and we’re heading back to our hotel.
Now we all feel fairly confident with the train service, and we hop on a train heading to Hicksville – lucky it arrived within seconds of us getting to the station – and settle down for the journey back. We “rest our eyes” on the train... and then my cousin is urgently telling us to wake up, as our station is in sight. We all pile off the train and walk along a long platform, down a couple of flights of stairs to the street below. But wait - the station at Hicksville was a simple platform. Our wives were “corpsed” – tears of laughter running down their faces. We were mystified. There was no one around, and although the station said Hicksville, this was not where we wanted to be. I speculated that it was like one of Stephen King’s dead zones – and now we’re all confused and laughing hysterically. We had no idea where we were, where the car was, or, more basically, the address of the hotel (all those details had been left in the car).
Our American cousins assumed some responsibility (after all, it is their country!), and they strode off in the direction of a light in small circular building. It turned out to be a taxi office, and a small, rotund “director” sat high in the centre directing taxicabs on the radio and taking bookings. The atmosphere hung heavy with cigarette smoke, and my cousin, who miraculously remembered the name of the shopping mall in Hicksville, requested a cab to take us to the car. It was a fair journey, and it turned out that Hicksville had two stations on different routes from New York, and we’d clearly taken the wrong one!
But our day’s experience was not quite complete! As we turned the corner, a police officer stood near our car. As we approached, having paid off the taxi, the officer called my cousin by name. “Do I know you?” asked my cousin in a overly familiar tone. “Not yet,” responded the officer, “but a few seconds longer and you’d have had my autograph on a bit of paper!” It turns out that we were facing in the wrong direction and the local residents had complained about “an abandoned vehicle parked on their road.” A close call - the officer took pity on us, cautioned my cousin, asked us about England, and then waved us a cheery goodbye.
What a great initial 24 hours on our first visit to the US of A! Surely things couldn’t get worse! Well, in fairness, they didn’t! The rest of our month’s trip to the States was full of adventure and some incredibly refreshing experiences. We were enchanted by the cosmopolitan nature of New York, the friendliness of the people, and how thoroughly safe we felt as we explored the mighty metropolis. This town positively buzzed, and yet we never felt hassled or rushed. Despite the hordes of people milling around, it was surprisingly laid-back and relaxed, and the pace of life didn’t seem rushed – sectors of the city even seemed to have a “small-town environment”. There was a level of politeness that is often not present in large towns, although I was disappointed to only hear the American greeting “have a nice day” on the odd occasion. What did surprise me was the real warmth that greeted us as visitors from the U.K. and the apparent admiration that people seemed to pile upon my cousin when they picked up that he had an English cousin.
New York was perishingly cold, and we’d taken the advice of my cousin to travel light. By the time we’d got to Boston, we needed additional “winter clothes,” and stopping off in a mall, purchased a set of suitcases, an overcoat, sweaters, shirts, trousers, and shoes. Struggling to the checkout with our bargains (there was a “serious sale” taking place at Macy’s), we were asked if we wanted to participate in the free roulette draw. It was free – what did we have to lose? The electronic wheel spun and we earned a further 50% off our purchases. What a great country – cheap clothes and then a massive discount! My cousin virtually exploded with delight, and we happily left the store with broad smiles. Within moments, we were approached by a couple asking us if we were the English couple who'd just earned 50% off our purchase. “Yes,” we said with some apprehension, waiting for the catch with our win. “Well done," they said with real conviction. “I don’t suppose you know how we’d get to Lincoln from London?” What a coincidence - their son was attending the newly opened university in my hometown, and they were about to “go visiting.” We were happy to advise. It’s a small world, ain’t it?
As an appetiser for our first visit to the States, New York was just the trick, and you may not be surprised to read that we enjoyed our experience so much that we intend to return – after, that is, we’ve explored a bit more of the country.