Desenzano may not be the prettiest town on Lake Garda, but it is very convenient. It has train connections to Milan and Venice and all stations in between, such as Verona and Padua.
At Desenzano pier, we took the boat across Lake Garda to Sermione, which has all potential to be an attractive place: castle, Roman villa, spa, views, panoramic walk (of 20 minutes), and tiny beaches.
But during the summer season, the town is full of tourists. The few streets are taken over by ambling ice-cream-eating tourists. Hotels, restaurants, bars, souvenir shops, and ice-cream-cum-pizza-slice sellers line the streets.
The pizzas are deep-frozen (microwave ovens do wonders), and the ice cream is factory-made by Algida (which is Unilever). Sermione is not particularly picturesque (I did not feel the urge to take photos all the time.) We spent 2 hours here, which was more than enough.
At Desenzano pier, you can also get boat timetables and buy boat tickets. When you buy a ticket to one of the towns on the lake, you are not allowed to make a stopover. Times shown in red are fast catamarans for which you have to pay a supplement.
At 22.50€, you can get a day ticket and visit all towns. However, in practice, you can only see a few, as the only connecting boat back is at 3pm. Of course, it is possible to take the catamaran, but you will have to pay extra. If you pay for all stretches separately, the total cost is 20€. I still don't understand why day tickets are sold.
We took the 8:40am from Desenzano to Gardone (arriving at 10:20am). There was plenty of time to walk about and have a coffee. At 11:35am, we went to Riva, where we arrived at 2:10pm. There is not much to see here, a good thing, as we had to catch the 3pm back to Desenzano. This is the last boat of the day and stops at all places on the way, arriving back in Desenzano at 7:40pm.
This boat trip is a pleasant way to spend the day. We were here mid-June, and there was place enough to switch places. Sometimes we sat on the deck in the sun when it got too hot we went inside. There are big panorama windows, so you don't miss anything. This will be different in summer, when you are lucky to have a seat.
If you’d like, you can have a three-course meal (15€) or buy drinks and snacks from the bar.
The towns along the lake are all very much alike: small harbour surrounded by bars, restaurants, a church and church tower, ice-cream parlours, and small, winding streets with souvenir shops and hotels (many bear the name of Hôtel du Lac, or Lakeside Hotel).
Long ago, these villages must have looked pretty. But these days, they don't, probably because the hotels are taller than the old buildings. The church steeple no longer towers above the cottages and houses and is no longer the point to focus on.
Judging from the newspapers on sale, most tourists come from Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Holland, Belgium, and Britain.
There is not much of a beach along the lake, and sun-lovers will have to make do with their hotel pools. Riva in the northwest is a very windy spot. Restaurants had put their tables outside, and the tablecloths were flapping in the wind. Fortunately, there were no diners, as their spaghetti would have swept off their plates. This part of the lake is a windsurfer’s paradise.
We stayed in Desenzano for one and a half days, more than enough. The boat trip was pleasant but not very adventurous or energetic. It is all a bit quiet and sedate.
The prices of meals, drinks, and ice cream are rocket high, more expensive than in Venice, which is notorious for its high prices.