Mr. Little, my previous night's host, agrees to drive me to the bus stop. After he is gone, I realize I am at the wrong stop. The bus I want plies the appropriately named AD122 route. I am at a bus stop that appears to be for weekday buses. It's Sunday. I'm flummoxed. I try calling Mr. Little, but no luck. I am very upset with Little, but as I recap the communication in my mind, I realize I did not tell him specifically that I wanted the AD122 bus, and so he drove me to the nearest bus stop.
In retrospect, I realize, that because we all speak English, I thought I could be lazy with my request. Not so. As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, just because it's England doesn't mean we speak the same language, and I should have specified exactly where I wanted to go. You'd think that after 12 years of living overseas, I would have done better.
What to do? What to do? I halfheartedly try to hitchhike, with no luck. I read the schedule attached to the bus stop sign a half-dozen times. I think that maybe a bus is due in an hour or so, but I'm not sure. I guess I'm going to have to pay a fortune for a taxi, but I left the taxi numbers in my duffel bag, which is being transported in a van to our next destination. I am just about to knock on the door of a nearby house to ask if they have a number for the taxi when I hear a diesel engine. A bus miraculously appears. I frantically wave it down, ask if it is going to Corbridge, and step on board. I am greeted by the driver, a gnome-like man who looks to be in his 70s and who doesn't even know the fare. One of the passengers supplies the fare information, and I hand him the correct change, to which he replies, "Lovely!"
I never get used to how the British respond to me or others as a substitute for thank you. The three most common phrases are the aforementioned "lovely," "brilliant," and "perfect." I guess these phrases correspond to "groovy," "far out," and "terrific" in American English. I still am surprised, though, when somebody who looks like a 75-year-old gnome responds with "lovely" when I give him bus fare.