Was Mama Juana to blame? At first I quickly dismissed this idea when Kev brought it up, because the mishap occurred before my husband had even had a drop of the sweet, fiery liquid. We’d been introduced to Mama J the day before. But I later reconsidered… perhaps it was the mere anticipation of those shots that caused the careless toss of the jacket over the seat. We were back in the motor home after a most satisfying evening of Caribbean dining and enjoyable company. Back at my computer station, I was showing Kev some of the photos I’d taken and also how slowly IgoUgo loads using my cell phone as a modem. The page hadn’t even finished loading before Bob asked me if I’d seen his cell phone anywhere. I hadn’t, but his continued searching, first in the motor home, then in the car, and then in Kev’s home, yielded no results. He’d had his cell phone in the left pocket of his jacket all day, as we’d been driving around Carthage, hopping in and out of the car to look more closely and take photos. Could the phone have dropped out of his pocket, unbeknownst to Bob, while he was shooting photos? But wait – wherever it was, I’d call his phone on my phone and it would ring. We’d hear it if it was still in the motor home, and I’d try it again in case it was in the car. After dialing, Bob’s voice immediately came on giving his "can’t come to the phone right now" message; he’d never turned it on!
Bob determined to retrace our steps in the dark of night and a steady rain in the hope of reuniting with his cell phone. Kev said to me, aside, "How about if you look for it? Sometimes when guys lose things, the woman can find it right away." I should have followed his advice. But both Bob and I often misplace things, and the "lost" item is usually found by the one who lost it, eventually, after some initial frustration, most often where it was supposed to be and overlooked in the initial panic. Bob assured me he’d looked "everywhere it could possibly be," so the only alternative was for us to go out into the night. Off we drove, stopping at the places we’d stopped and getting out of the car at the places we’d gotten out at earlier, with our flashlights shining beams of light through the rain onto the soggy ground and the wetness gradually soaking through our shoes and socks as we tramped about. But no glint of silvery metal was to be found that night, and I was relieved that we’d returned to the motor home and dry feet within the hour.
The next morning I called the police to find out if anyone had turned in a cell phone to them. No, no one had. We learned that there was a Verizon store in nearby Joplin. But first Bob wanted to re-drive yesterday’s route, which was by now becoming quite familiar to us both. Perhaps the light of day (even though it was cloudy and still raining) would reveal the stray phone. The phone didn’t turn up, but we did stop and admire some handsome Victorian houses we’d missed the day before.
At the Verizon store in Joplin, salesperson Brian amazed us and himself by locating in their back room the exact model of cell phone we required for our internet connection, which is no longer being produced. They’ve held on to it for warranty purposes. After purchasing the phone and learning about some higher-speed options for the future, we drove back to Carthage. Bob was jubilant about having a cell phone again, even though it set us back $80. Picking up to get ready to depart, I removed the bag of recyclable aluminum cans from in front of the driver’s seat and uttered an exclamatory cry as the little lost cell phone slipped out from the folds of the plastic sack. "But how could it have been there?" puzzled Bob. When we’d returned from our explorations of Carthage the afternoon before, while taking off his shoes at the entrance of our motor home, Bob must have tossed his jacket over the driver’s seat before handing it to me to hang up. In that toss, the cell phone slipped out and onto the plastic sack, where it remained hidden in its folds for the better part of a night and day.
Back to Joplin we drove to turn in the new cell phone, me muttering and grumbling, Bob sheepish. Had either of us merely lifted up that plastic sack, the cell phone would have been right there all along. As it was, all we lost was time. And we gained some lessons, like turning the phone ON if you’re going to carry it with you. Like carrying it in something more secure than a shallow, slippery jacket pocket. (Can you figure out whom I’m talking to here?)
So was it a meaningless mishap or fate, or was Mama Juana to blame? Who knows… but as Kev says, "Mama Juana can do some pretty strange things." As a postscript, I was tempted to take a reenactment photo of Bob’s cell phone lying lost amidst plastic bags at the front of our motor home, but luckily was able to hold myself back, figuring it would be just too corny.
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