Apparently I didn’t do my pre-trip planning very well because I didn’t discover comedian Kevin James was at the Mirage in Las Vegas until I got in line for the Mirage buffet and saw his poster hanging on the wall at the event ticket counter. "One Night Only" the poster said. I told my mom what a funny guy Kevin James was, you know, Wednesday nights, the King of Queens? Unfortunately, the West Wing was on at the same time so my mom had no idea who Kevin James was.
Since the line for the Mirage buffet was quite long, I sauntered over to the ticket counter to inquire about the show. He was there for one night, two shows; one at 9pm and the other at 10:30pm. We already had tickets to see Gladys Knight at the Flamingo, but that show was at seven. Plenty of time to make the 10:30 show. I asked the woman at the counter if there were still tickets available. No, sold out. However, I was told, if I came back to the ticket counter 15 minutes prior to the show, the Mirage will release any held tickets that haven’t been picked up yet for the general public to buy. Ok, I thought, good to know.
I took my place back in the buffet line with my mom and relayed the same information to her. The Mirage was one of her favorite casinos so she had no problem coming back after the Flamingo show.
Timing is everything, they say. While my mom played nickel slots near the front entrance of the Mirage, I quickly strolled back to where the event sales desk was at the back of the casino. A line had already formed and it was quite long. It snaked around the side of the ticket counter down the hall toward the Danny Gans Theater. The end of the line was near the restrooms, which were quite busy as people on their way to the Kevin James performance stopped in before entering the theater. I took my place in line, but fortunately I still had a good portion of my margarita left that I had purchased from the walk up bar at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville restaurant (also at the Flamingo) to keep me company. There were two gentlemen in front of me and a young couple behind. A woman from the ticket counter kept coming around the corner and counting us. She did this several times. Why she didn’t just write the number down I don’t know. Every time she came an older man in front of me would ask if they had any tickets. She kept saying, "I don’t know."
At 10:30, when I thought there was no hope, the ticket woman came around the corner to count us AGAIN, and when the older gentleman asked his question, she replied they did have tickets available, but she didn’t know if they had enough for everyone in line. With that the two gentlemen in front of me left along with several of the couples and a group of students. I had no money to gamble and I was sure Mom was perfectly happy plucking down her nickels so I kept waiting.
Now with the on-call line thinned out the ticket woman came back and announced that they had tickets. Someone ahead of me in line asked if they would miss any of the show. She said Kevin had an opening act and wouldn’t actually take the stage until 11pm and that we should all have our tickets by then. That made everyone very happy and soon the line was shortening as the ticket counter started to sell the remaining tickets.
I approached and announced I wanted two tickets, a different woman told me I was getting the last pair and that there were only single seat tickets left. Fantastic!
I soon as I had the tickets in hand, I ran, yes ran, back through the Mirage casino, past the baccarat tables, the sports book and all the slots until I reached the small group of nickel machines near the front. Then, of course, I had to search to find which machine my mother was perched at. When I found her I held the tickets high and said, "I got ‘em!"
"Really?" She couldn’t believe it. The slots kept her so busy; she thought I’d only been gone a few minutes. We quickly headed back through the casino, again, and walked the broad hall that led to the Lance Burton Theater. There was a bar between two grand staircases that led up to the theater entrance. We skipped the bar and went up the steps to the closest usher to find out where our seats were. He walked us down the theater stairs and in the very middle right on the isle were two empty seats just for us. We couldn’t have had better seats unless we were in the front row.
The opening act had just finished and he announced Kevin James onto the stage while ACDC/’s Back in Black played over the system. The next hour contained laugh after hysterical laugh as Kevin went through his set. Even my mom, who’d never heard of him, could not contain herself as Kevin told jokes about playing black jack, being engaged to his girlfriend and best of all, the "Water Ski Bit."
It was after midnight and I was exhausted from all the laughing. Nothing left to do now but gamble, I guess. Thanks to the Mirage Ticket Counter Attendant for telling me about the released tickets. They do that for every show if anyone ever needs something to do at the last minute. I wonder if Caesar’s does that for Celine Dion???