One sleepless night, as we lay upon the torture rack passing for a bed of "Hyacinth" (the owner of the B&B was a dead ringer in looks and personality of the main character in the British TV show Keeping Up Appearances), we started rummaging through the collection of printed material we had picked up so far on our driving trip through Ireland.
My wife happened upon a small entry in one publication listing "Music Under the Mountain," a festival of Irish music in the unlikely town of Hollywood. We called the listed number the next day from a gas station, and were assured that not only was the festival taking place that night, but the inf
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One sleepless night, as we lay upon the torture rack passing for a bed of "Hyacinth" (the owner of the B&B was a dead ringer in looks and personality of the main character in the British TV show Keeping Up Appearances), we started rummaging through the collection of printed material we had picked up so far on our driving trip through Ireland.
My wife happened upon a small entry in one publication listing "Music Under the Mountain," a festival of Irish music in the unlikely town of Hollywood. We called the listed number the next day from a gas station, and were assured that not only was the festival taking place that night, but the infamous Shane MacGowen was to perform. For those you who don’t know, Shane MacGowen is the semi-coherent, dentally challenged, exceptionally talented, former lead singer of The Pogues. He’s notorious for late arrivals or no shows due to intoxication. The Pogues are know for the volume, speed and general mayhem of both the music and their fans. The music is sort of traditional Irish punk. Not wanting to miss this experience, I highly endorsed the potential experience to my wife, and we backtracked to Co. Wicklow. We secured a B&B nearby and headed over to Hollywood for a recon of the "festival".
At the end of a long windy road, we dead-ended in the town of Hollywood. Basically, there were two pubs and a store at the end of the road, as I remember. There was a large banner up the read "Music Under the Mountain" so I assumed we were in the right place. One of the pubs was closed, so we wandered into the other. It was apparent that something was in progress as people were scurrying around looking busy. We inquired as to the festival location and status and were shown to a door through which we could see a tent set up with a large amount of folding chairs and a stage. Plastered around the pub were several flyers listing Shane MacGowen and the Kane Sisters as well as a couple of other musicians. We had a pint and looked around the place. The interior was done in light wood, and was very large and nicely laid out. The place was clean and not too smoky. There was a limited menu and nothing sounded interesting at the moment. We wandered back out and headed back to the B&B to get ready for the evening. We had average dinner in another pub/restaurant recommended by the owner of the B&B, and then headed back to Hollywood.
Some important notes are in order about Irish music events of any kind. They rarely start when scheduled and that’s usually well after 9pm. This is hard for American’s to deal with as we are used to getting things going much earlier and on time. We arrived on schedule (according to the flyers), the pub was crowded and loud. We found some seats and asked the waiter for two pints and when the festival would get underway. He shrugged and said they would announce the start and people could then pay and go into the tented area. I believe they wanted between 12 and 15 Euro a person. We pulled out our travel cribbage board and played a few games while we waited. (Note: this is an excellent pastime while waiting for airplanes, musicians, or food). After an hour, I got up and went to the door and asked the people sitting at the money table when things were going to start. They assured me it would be soon and would I like to pay now? Wisely, I declined and went back to the table. Several more games and another round of Guinness ensued. After another hour passed, we were understandably concerned. Further inquiries of the waiter and the doorkeepers resulted in further reassurances that the music would start at any time and announcements would be made.
A few minutes’ later two women walked through the pub with instrument cases and several people in tow. Obviously, these were the Kane sisters; this looked promising! We subsequently heard some warm up sounds, mics being tested and instruments being tuned. Forty-five minutes later the Kane sisters came by again with the same instrument cases and the people in tow; however, they were heading for the door and looking mighty pissed. This didn’t bode well! Further inquiries revealed that Shane MacGowen probably wouldn’t show or was too pissed to perform (we never found out which). Evidently the Kane sisters were disturbed by something and had either walked out or temporarily departed. At this time it was about 11pm and according to what we heard the festival had to be over by 11:45pm due to noise ordinances. The people at the door again cheerfully offered to take our money. We declined again even though some music was starting inside and a crowd had somehow managed to assemble in the tent, even though we had seen no more than five people go through the door. We headed out into the night grumbling about a wasted evening and an interesting story to tell. We stopped off on the way back in the Hollywood graveyard. It was partially lit by some exterior lights and a full moon. We took a few pictures and headed back to the B&B.
In the morning we asked our hostess if this was typical of the festival or just Irish music events in general. She shrugged and said that she didn’t go to any of them, but yes, it was, as she understood it. We chalked it up to experience, and if nothing else, we had the quintessential Shane MacGowan concert experience!
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