[Joke #1: What are two days of rain in Portland called? A weekend.]
My favorite City of Portland description comes from "Des Moines Register" journalist Donald Kaul as quoted by Jonathan Nicholas in "The Oregonian," November 15, 1999: "Portland is San Francisco run by Canadians."
What does this mean? What does this mean to me? Much the same thing, I think.
Think of San Francisco. What comes to mind? Progressive politics, big parks, bridges, food, Chinatown, architecture, museums, music, laid-back health-conscious people, hills, waterfront, streetcars, Californians?
--Check, CHECK (37,000-acres), … yes, all of that and more.
[Joke #2: Oregon is where Californians go when they die.]
What about Canadians? Polite, patient, with a quirky sense of humor? A favorable exchange rate?
--By reputation a place of friendly, patient, polite and honest people. And Oregon has NO sales tax. The quirky sense of humor should be evident.
[Joke #3: What's downtown Portland’s most popular sight? An empty parking space.]
Named on a coin toss Portland is eclectic, often hard to define, quirky. The phrase "the city of beer, books and coffee" recurs.
--Birthplace of the microbrewery phenomenon and more breweries than any city worldwide. Nationally, craft beer market share averages 10%, Oregon’s is 22%.
--Claiming more bookstores per capita and the largest independent bookstore in the country. A great library too.
--Buy more pounds of gourmet coffee beans per capita. First Caffeine Anonymous support group in 1994.
Livability matters. With short blocks, Portland is a walking-friendly town. Oregon ranks high in the percentage of people who actually walk (and do other activities too) and Portland has been rated a "Fit City." With over 230 miles of bike lanes, it’s easy to see why Bicycling Magazine ranks Portland #1 for usability. Portland also has a great mass transit system: bus, light rail, streetcar and a vintage trolley. Frequent delegations arrive to study how something is done with hopes of implementing it elsewhere. The city’s motto "The city that works" is no joke.
A metropolitan area of about 2 million peppered with interesting neighborhoods and all the urban amusement choices you‘d expect. Yet within a few hours' drive you can explore the coast, participate in year-round skiing or other mountain sport, soak in a hot-spring, wind-surf in the gorge, or any number of other recreations or relaxations.
Quick Tips:
--Oregon uses overlays in phone numbers, so when making a call dial all 10 digits.
--Portland’s rainfall average of 37.39 inches per year is seasonal, coming almost entirely during the winter.
--There is no self-serve gas in Oregon.
--Most public places restrict or prohibit smoking.
--All McMenamins brewpubs are family friendly, allowing children (except at the bar) until 10pm. I highly recommend these. I especially like Edgefield (in Troutdale), Ringler’s Annex, and the Grand Lodge (in Forest Grove).
--The best views across the city are from the West Hills, especially the bluff by Pittock Mansion, the hillside of the Rose Garden and behind the Pavilion in the Japanese Garden. But my favorite is as you come out of the tunnel on the Sunset Highway while traveling west to east.
--Don’t miss parks: the Chinese Garden, Japanese Garden, Tom McCall Waterfront Park, the South Park Blocks, and Pioneer Courthouse Square.
--Also don’t miss: OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science and Industry) with its decommissioned submarine, Portlandia (world’s second largest hand-beaten copper statue), Powell's City of Books and Pearson Air Field in Vancouver.
--The
Portland Oregon Visitor Association is in Pioneer Courthouse Square. 503-275-8355 or 1-87-PORTLAND toll free.
Best Way To Get Around:
Portland is easy to navigate. Any address east of the Willamette River is East whatever. And west is West. Burnside separates north and south. So, north of Burnside and east of the Willamette is Northeast, etc. Starting from the river, in both directions, the streets running north/south are numbered, and the cross streets are alphabetical: Burnside, Couch, Davis, etc. Simple. Most of Portland is quite easy to access using mass transit through an extensive bus system, the Max light rail, which now runs out to the airport, and a more limited Streetcar and Trolley system. Day passes are available. Downtown has the Fareless Square where mass transit is free, but is also easily walked. Fareless Square is bounded by I-5 on the south, I-405 to the west, the river on the east and Johnson Street to the north. Since parking in some areas is at a premium you’ll probably only want to use a car for day trips.