The food Nightmare at Sierra Nuevo Vallarta Resort

An October 2003 trip to Nuevo Vallarta by Stella & Kevin

This was the worst all-inclusive trip I have ever been on!!

  • 4 reviews
Stay somewhere other than Sierra Hotel in Nuevo Vallarta. Nuevo/Puerto Vallarta has an excellent adventure company called Vallarta Adventures. A MUST do is the Canopy Tour -- as long as you're not afraid of heights, this is incredible!! They also do very well-organized scuba/snorkel trips – great service (we took two of them)!!

Quick Tips:

Stay somewhere other than the Sierra Hotel in Nuevo Vallarta. For the canopy tour, we suggest you wear longer shorts or lightweight pants with large pockets that are closable. (Short shorts are uncomfortable even on the ride out, as we noticed to our amusement. One lady was very uncomfortable wearing tiny shorts.) Take a small camera (one that fits in your pocket) with you up into the canopy (even though they say not to) and just ask permission to use it once you are up there. They really just don’t want anyone to have their camera lost or damaged or not have their hands free.

Best Way To Get Around:

Best way to get around in Nuevo Vallarta is walking . . . it’s not too big. But to go in for the nightlife and culture of Puerto Vallarta, we don't recommend the bus on the way back. Take the bus into the city if you must save money and then spring for the US cab on the way home.

Sierra Nuevo Vallarta ResortBest of IgoUgo

Hotel | "Sierra Nuevo Vallarta"

The room was nice. The facilities were fine. The food was AWFUL!! The pool flooded and it took them two days before they made it available for use again. The staff never smiled and looked like they were being sent to their execution.
  • Member Rating 1 out of 5 by Stella & Kevin on November 20, 2003

Sierra Nuevo Vallarta Resort
Paseo de Los Cocoteros 19 Nuevo Vallarta, Mexico
52 3222971300

Sierra Nuevo Vallarta ResortBest of IgoUgo

Hotel | "Sierra - Nuevo Vallarta Resort"

Best Things Nearby:
Continental Resort next door!! The "zoo" at another resort nearby.

Best Things About the Resort:
The facilities at the resort were fine. One of the pools flooded with ocean water and it took them two days to clean it up and allow access to that pool. The same storm flooded our closet and we had to take everything out of the closet to allow it to dry - they did not come to clean it up even though we called twice over a three hour period. The regular maid service did finally clean it up however it must have made her job difficult with all our stuff all over the room to dry. And all staff seemed very unhappy... they very rarely smiled. They didn't really offer many activities at poolside.

Resort Experience:
We have traveled extensively and stayed several times at all-inclusive resorts, including Cuba and other parts of Mexico. We know that all-inclusive does not offer the best food, but it is usually edible! We rented there by doing an RCI trade and had to pay $50US day/person on top for the all-inclusive. Food was very limited selection day after day. The "red sauce" was thick at the beginning of the week but it got thinner as the week went on, and by the last day it was red colored water! The thing that saved breakfast was the hidden-around-a-corner grill at which you could order pancakes and eggs, however the staff did not understand English and could not cook eggs or pancakes well. Still it was better than what was on the buffet.

As for the snack bar for lunch, we were served an uncooked hot dog (cold) barely browned in four little lines. The French fries were cold and uncooked too. We thought that we might have better luck with the hamburgers the next day and asked them to cook everything longer. The burger was still red and fries uncooked, though warm. LaIntimo, the a la carte restaurant, was awful. You were supposedly only allowed to eat there once in a week. At LaIntimo I ordered the seafood with hollandaise sauce and cheese topping appetizer. What came was a strange soup with unidentifiable pieces of seafood wallowing in hollandaise sauce served in a soup bowl! My husband ordered the coconut shrimp appetizer they didn’t de-vein or remove the tail before rolling and deep-frying, however he said that even though he didn't taste any coconut it was the best food he had there!

We then had the ribeye steak it was NOT a ribeye, and was grizzly and fatty and was cooked well done (ironic isn’t it since we couldn’t get them to cook a hotdog!). The laughable part was that when we complained to the manager we were offered only to dine EVERY NIGHT at La Intimo!! We did try La Intimo again. I ordered smoked salmon with cream cheese and spinach appetizer after I asked the waiter to make sure I knew what I was getting. What came was a block of cream cheese cut in half with smoked salmon (very thin slices) and spinach (two leaves each) on bottom, middle, and top. It was like un-wrapping a block of un-whipped cream cheese and eating it with a fork. And I’m serious, both pieces were three-quarters of an inch thick and then slapped together!! We then ordered the chicken kiev, which was very greasy (even after coating and skin were removed) because it was done in the same deep fryer that they cooked the french fries in.

As for the regular dinner buffet, one night the only thing we could eat was greasy pasta, us and the only other table of non-Spanish speaking people, and it wasn't because it was too spicy--everything tasted BLAND!

  • Unit Type: Studio
  • Activities: Poor
  • Amenities: Fair
  • Unit Satisfaction: Fair
  • Family Friendliness: Good
  • Service: Poor
  • Member Rating 1 out of 5 by Stella & Kevin on November 20, 2003

Sierra Nuevo Vallarta Resort
Paseo de Los Cocoteros 19 Nuevo Vallarta, Mexico
52 3222971300

This tour was incredible, a must see/MUST DO as long as you're not afraid of heights! The bromeliads, butterflies, and jungle are incredible. You get to rappel down a line and cross from tree platform to tree platform by zip lines, a tarzan swing, a couple of cool swinging bridges. You are from 10 to 90 feet above the ground!
  • Member Rating 5 out of 5 by Stella & Kevin on November 20, 2003

Vallarta Adventures Canopy Tour
Nuevo Vallarta, Mexico

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