No tour of Ireland can really be complete without a visit to Blarney Castle, located just a stone's throw (groan, pun - ok, 8km) northwest of Cork.
What visitors see when visiting Blarney Castle today is actually the third castle to have built on this site, erected in 1446 by Dermot McCarthy, who was King of Munster at the time. It stands atop a mound of rocks and caves, surrounded by lush rolling countryside. The castle is actually in ruins, of which primarily the shell of the keep remains standing, with some lesser structures such as the round tower still fairly intact.
The famous stone which is so popular with visitors is actually embedded in the ramparts, some 126 feet above ground. There is no definitive record of how the particular slab of rock came to be present at this castle. Legends range from it being the stone named as "Jacob's Pillow" in the Bible, to it being associated with the Stone of Scones. History is fairly firm on the fact McCarthy was supposed to relinquish his castle to one of Queen Elizabeth I's men as a sign of loyalty, and whenever the Earl attempted to collect the Queen's due, McCarthy always had a plausible reason to delay. It became somewhat of a joke at court, and when the Earl related yet another reason for delay, the Queen is reported to have said, "Odds bodikins, more Blarney talk!", thus giving rise to a term ("Blarney") that's defined as "pleasant talk, intending to deceive without offending".
Legend is also a bit foggy about why kissing the stone will grant the gift of eloquence, but the most popular seems to be that a local witch was saved by drowning by one of the kings who ruled here. In gratitude, she gave him a spell and stated that if he were able to kiss a particular stone on the ramparts, he would be blessed with eloquence thereafter.
One of the later residents of the castle, Sir James St. John Jefferyes, built a Georgian Gothic house here in the early 18th century (it later burned down in 1820). His family also designed the landscape garden (Rock Close), which integrated what are believed to be prehistoric druidic remains. The evergreen oaks and yews in the garden are ancient. Unfortunately, we did not know about the Close, so we did not explore there.
Blarney Castle opens daily at 9am except Sundays (9:30), with closing hours varying on time of the year. We were determined to beat the tourist buses there so we arrived at the castle a little after 9am - no surprise, lots of fellow tourists already in sight. Well, no matter - it was a glorious summer morning, we plunked down our €7 apiece, and began the walk into the castle.
I actually had no idea before visiting that the castle was a ruin. As the ramparts broke into view past the trees, I was surprised at the jagged edges in view. The approach to the castle is initially flat, then it slopes upwards, past some small caves and the kennel and dungeon entrances, past the oubliette (round tower) and up to the entrance. At one point you can look up the ruined steps that lead from the dungeons up to the main castle (they are roped off due to condition), which is a very striking view.
A warning sign at this point tells you of the dangers of climbing the castle: "NOTICE", it reads, "If you pass beyond this point, you are on a premises. Blarney Castle Estate hereby acknowledge by virtue of the nature and age of the castle that some dangers do exist and accordingly do not accept responsibility for loss, damage or personal injury caused by visiting the castle. It is essential that the castle maintains its authenticity." In other words, if you do something stupid like fall off a parapet, well, let's not say that you weren't warned!
Blarney Castle is literally a shell of what it once was; its roof is gone, as are the wooden floors that once made up the middle of the building. What remains is in remarkably good shape, considering its age. However, if you have fear of tight spaces, or heights, then exploring Blarney will not be for you, as to get higher in the castle - and of course reach the Blarney Stone - you must climb up various stairwells, mostly tight circular stairs which have a rope down the middle to cling onto. It also helps considerably if you've been on the Stairmaster lately (which I hadn't) as you can be quite winded by the time you reach the top.
As the central rooms were various general-purpose rooms such as the great hall, banqueting hall, and chapel, and the castle itself is not particularly large (especially when compared to some of its European cousins), the smaller private side rooms seem extremely small by today's standards. Additionally, most windows on the castle are merely slits - big enough for a man to have defended the castle from within, but difficult to be breached from without. It was interesting to note that the window slits generally started at floor height and went to head's height, with slightly sloping floors in the side rooms; perhaps rudimentary adjustments for when it rained.
One of the side rooms bears an interesting plaque labeled "the Murder Room." Here, details the sign, was the last-ditch defense of the castle. When all the doors etc were barred, this room, with its close-up-and-personal views of the main entrance, could be used to fight enemies with deadly precision.
Eventually, you reach the top and are rewarded with excellent views of the surrounding countryside. Here too you queue up for the kiss-the-stone line, which wraps itself around the ramparts and often down the stairs.
Kissing the Blarney stone was for me a 'must-do'. I mean, here I was, I climbed all the way up, might as well do it. I paid my Euros to the spotter and eyed the stone warily. The Blarney Stone is embedded in the ramparts but it is actually below floor level and slightly outwards. So what you have to do is lie down, on your back, grip onto the iron holds, bend backwards over open air (there are iron bars below you now to keep you from plummeting, should you slip, but still) and hope that your smooch on the rock lands at the right place. You can, of course, buy an official commemorative photo of this, the penultimate Irish tourist thing to do, but you're welcome to take your own pictures as well.
As I took the position, gamely leaned back and arched to reach the stone - I think I was still a few inches shy of my goal, but then I got a solid bird's-eye view look at the ground, some hundred-ish feet below, became aware that only two or three 3/4" iron bars were protecting me should I fall, and hurriedly planted one on what rock I could reach, and hauled myself back up. Years ago, the spotters used to hang folks by their ankles - just imagine that!
Climbing back down is not as hard as the climb up, although I admit in spots it was easier to back down the stairs than attempt to go straight down. If you haven't had enough of the Blarney at this point, there is always the gift shop, where Irish words of wisdom are ready to greet you and take home with you.
If you are travelling through this area of Ireland, Blarney is definitely a must-see.
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