I have to admit to a certain hankering for a ‘Hemingway’ lifestyle. Not all of it, I add hastily . . . a succession of ex-wives to be maintained, depression, and a shade too much alcohol do not appeal. The passion for manly pursuits though: hunting, fishing, bullfighting, and wandering the globe during a time when travel was a more serious business.
Which is by way of explaining why I dragged the Blonde to the Plaza de Toros in Seville. It was off-season and midweek (bullfighting occurs on Sundays and the season runs from April to September), so I didn’t have to wrestle with any moral dilemmas about actually watching a bullfight. What we could do, however, was enjoy a tour of the bullring and the bullfighting museum under one of the stands -– continue the fantasy life without having to be confronted with too much reality.
The entrance to the Plaza is an imposing gateway painted in white, gold and red facing out toward the River Guadalquivir. We had approached from the city side and had got an early impression of just how large the bullring is. Seville is one of the grandest and most prestigious venues for bullfighting outside Madrid –- an Old Trafford or Soldier Field if you will.
Tours are pretty frequent and not overly expensive (around 10 euros) –- around every half-hour except on Sundays -– and, allegedly, one in every two or three is in English. As it turned out, I got something of an ‘alternative’ version of the guide’s insights. The Blonde, a fluent French speaker, picked up fragments of a translation of the original Spanish that a French father was giving to his family and relayed them to me in English. So . . . the Blonde had to stand close enough to hear a hushed, and frankly dodgy, French translation and then sidle back over to me during which time the Spanish guide had meandered on to some other exhibit. As you might imagine, the Blonde got heartily fed up of such an arrangement and, after reducing two minutes of detailed descriptions and amusing anecdotes by the guide to ‘it’s where the donkeys live’ through gritted teeth, I decided to just absorb the ambience.
Even without the wherewithal to understand what’s being said, it is still a fascinating tour. Stables are stables, obviously and it would take an obsessive to get overly excited by empty bull pens but an ornate little chapel and fully equipped operating theatre under the stands gives you something of an insight into the pre- and post-fight concerns of the matador.
The tour also takes in the ring itself –- golden sands carefully raked and that atmosphere of an empty stadium; sad yet anticipatory -– and a museum lined with photographs, matador outfits and bulls heads relaying the arenas illustrious past. Even without a full grasp of Spanish, one can get an impression of the action and drama that takes place here. Bullfighting shares with opera the ability to provoke powerful emotions and the hallways of the museum and the stadium itself start to draw you in.
It’s a fascinating place –- it seems to combine artistry, pageantry and grand architecture in a way one never sees in ‘standard’ sporting arenas. If you want to put together a full experience of Andalucian life, include a visit here.