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There are a lot of pedestrians in Key West so traffic moves pretty slow. While slowly rolling down Duval Street in my best friend's car, I was hit in the rear by a bus that had run a stop sign. I was from out of state and driving a car that didn't belong to me so I wasn't too sure what to do. I pulled over to the right and the bus pulled up beside me. A crispy looking local stumbled out and stuttered, "I think I may have hit your car there." It was clear that this guy was two sheets to the wind on a Sunday afternoon. Before I could say anything in response to his first comment, he began to tell me why he didn't see me on the road: "You see, there was this woman on the corner there and she st
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A crispy looking local stumbled out and stuttered, "I think I may have hit your car there."
It was clear that this guy was two sheets to the wind on a Sunday afternoon. Before I could say anything in response to his first comment, he began to tell me why he didn't see me on the road: "You see, there was this woman on the corner there and she started taking off her clothes and she was dancing around the street naked."
Sure enough, I turned to see where he was pointing and saw this naked woman swinging on the street sign. Cars were pulling over to watch and crowds were gathering on the street. I was highly amused and told the bus driver that I didn't mind that he had hit me and that he could leave. He did very little damage to the car. After all, he had a perfectly good excuse for not seeing me.
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