Tantalize a visitor with tales of intrigue and torture, throw in a dash or two of grisly humor now and then, and later let the visitor be dazzled by a circuitous display of some of the largest, most splendid jeweled items in the world -- such is the "recipe" for entertaining history presented at the Tower of London. Our tall, violently red-haired Scotsman Beefeater guide was excellent; by the luck of timing, as we arrived just before the site opened, we drew a real ham, an actor with relish for his job, whose sense of dramatic emphasis was impeccable. What a weaver of tower tales he was!
Our son on his first visit to London followed most of our recommendations; his first stop was THE tower, which he could have walked to, across the Tower Bridge, from where we were staying in South Bank, in about an hour. But, he took the Tube to Tower station, of course. What fascinated him (ex-"Dungeons and Dragons" player) most about this storied landmark? The ancient weapons in the Armory, the walls, especially of the Norman White Tower, perforated at crucial points by slits, the immense expanse of this impressive fortress- sometimes it was even the home of monarchs who imprisoned rebellious subjects expeditiously within its confines, and, if needed, signed royal writs of execution that ended their subjects’sinister sojourns here.
Within its impressive precincts, the royal wives Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard, out of favor with King Henry VIII, (at different times, of course), died on the block. The Tour includes Sir Walter Raleigh’s cell, and that of Sir Thomas More, the "Man for all Seasons", the Lord Chancellor who dared to question King Henry VIII’s divorce, and paid for his dissent with his life. The Beefeaters relay tales of the "nine-day queen" Lady Jane Grey and her husband, Dudley, who lost their young, ambitious lives, and of the young nephews of Richard III, rumored to have been dispatched as obstacles to Richard’s kingly ambitions, as well as those about the ill-fated Mary Queen of Scots, so reluctantly executed by Elizabeth I.
Today, the splendid Yeomans of the Guard, the "Beefeaters," conduct their daily tours of about an hour, from 9:30am to 3:30pm, with this plethora of historic horrors to relate. Afterwards, visitors can gape as they glimpse Victoria’s Imperial State Crown, worn by the current monarch when she opens Parliament, the 530 carat Star of Africa that embellishes the Royal Sceptre with Cross, and other dazzlers as they whiz by the gems on their (the visitors’, not the jewels’) moving walk. No lollygagging here!
No visit is complete without seeing the six ravens whose presence mythically "guarantees" the existence of the Tower. Indeed, the ravens are prisoners; their wings are clipped to prevent escape. Although pricey, the Tower is definitely worth the visit, our tightwad son felt. For families, it’s still only 34 pounds, cheaper than admissions to many American amusement parks.