We had some time to simply soak up sunshine and enjoy the Sugar Bay pool. The gentleman who tended the pool, towels and lotion for the guests was an early-retired and very charming former Indiana business owner-turned St. Thomas resident...very eloquent and amusing. He had a way with children and peace-keeping and his tales of indiginous iguanas really tickled me. From him I learned that these peculiar reptiles don't have teeth and can't hurt people (and that they like the lazy life too).
Joe told me of many incidents, one: "You know how when you come to a place like this you sometimes go ahead and pick a pretty flower and, feeling festive, put it in your hair? Well, one lady did so with
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We had some time to simply soak up sunshine and enjoy the Sugar Bay pool. The gentleman who tended the pool, towels and lotion for the guests was an early-retired and very charming former Indiana business owner-turned St. Thomas resident...very eloquent and amusing. He had a way with children and peace-keeping and his tales of indiginous iguanas really tickled me. From him I learned that these peculiar reptiles don't have teeth and can't hurt people (and that they like the lazy life too).
Joe told me of many incidents, one: "You know how when you come to a place like this you sometimes go ahead and pick a pretty flower and, feeling festive, put it in your hair? Well, one lady did so with a lovely red hibiscus. Then she lay on her mat by the poolside to enjoy the warmth of the sun." Then out came Iggie, and he likes red and she was still, maybe thinking he'd been invited to dinner. He was slowly and comfortably nibbling the flower when the lady sensed a presence. She rose four or five feet off the mat and her feet were doing 60 mph before hitting the ground! perfect vacation picture, right?! Not for her!
Another Iggy was sunning high on a mangrove branch and drowsing peacefully when he fell asleep far out on his branch...so deeply asleep he fell out of the tree to the astonishment of everyone around, to say nothing of his own surprise. (Of course, Joe was demonstrating the iguana righting itself and looking quickly left and right to see if anyone'd witnessed this mayhem. Another funny visual.
Then there was a time when loads of hotel guests were enjoying the refreshing hotel pool in the heat of the day and the activity level was high...too high for Iggy to resist or maybe he was thirsty. So he hopped into the pool to enjoy the frolic and fun with the guests; and iguanas can swim very fast; his presence evacuated the pool immediately! What a gas!
Basically Joe's tales put my mind at ease with humorous tales of these unfamiliar (to me) reptiles, making such fun with them and sharing these little stories with me. Joe was certainly delightful and might have been one of the greater aspects of the Sugar Bay experience. Really he should be giving classes so every resort could have a "Joe" to enrich the vacation.
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