Faust
Oh dear. As a nightclub this is a great placed, reached down a (treacherously steep) flight of stairs off the Rynek Glowny. Maybe that's the problem.
First off we were charged a 5 Zl entrance fee. That should have warned us that food wasn't their top priority. It advertises itself as a pizza restaurant, but I'm assuming they only have one oven. There were 13 of us. The pizzas arrived two at a time, 5 minutes between each pair. By the time the last calzone arrived, the first eaters had been finished for 20 minutes.
*Sigh* If you really insist on dining here (maybe there's only two of you, and you can't beat the place for convenience) what are the specialities? Pizza obviously, but due to the Polish menu and the low lighting it's quite hard to see what you're getting. The Schizophrenia is half-and-half, a different set of toppings each side. The Krakowska is laden with local specialities: sliced kielbasa, "bekon" (really cubes of pork rind), pickled cucumber, and cabbage. The Faust is a pizza atop a pizza. The food itself isn't bad, and there is a full bar to back up the meal, followed by dancing (see the nightlife review). Just steer clear if you're in a group!
From journal The Stags of Krakow