"Cheezeboiger, cheezeboiger, cheezeboiger, cheezeboiger. No Pepsi! COKE! No fries, CHEEPZ!"
John Belushi made this Chicago institution famous with his imitation of a Greek cook at the Billy Goat Tavern on "Saturday Night Live", but his portrayal was accurate. Located at 430 North Michigan, you need to go down the stairs in front of the Wrigley Building, then turn right to find this hole-in-the-wall joint - "Enter at your own risk," as the sign reads.
Billy Goat originator Sam Sianis is famous for another reason: during the 1945 World Series, he was forbidden from bringing his goat onto Wrigley Field. He cursed the ball club, saying the Cubs would never again win a World Series - and amazingly, 57 years later, that's still true.
The original location is a true neighborhood joint, with Formica on the counters, linoleum on the floors, Schlitz has been the draft of choice for 62 years, and the walls decked with clippings about the place and pictures of people who've made their mark here personally, or who frequent the place and are local (or national) celebrities: newspaper writers share wall space with beauty queens. The place has a character all its own, and although they've opened a few other locations (309 W. Washington; 1535 W. Madison; 3615 N. Clark; 600 E. Grand/Navy Pier; O'Hare - and several of these locations DO serve fries AND chips), you must visit the original. They also have a booth at the annual Taste of Chicago (June-July).
The Billy Goat was an institution before Belushi and SNL, however - with the personable cooks slinging burgers. Their fare is simple and priced cheep - err, cheap. You can have a full meal here for under $5 - compare that to the McDonald's upstairs, which is missing the colorful regulars and staff for the same price. And if you wander in looking lost, they'll make the decision for you: "Cheezeboiger! Oh, you sir, YOU a double cheezeboiger!" They're rarely wrong, and people walk away happy.
The burgers are made quick and tasty, and served on a tasty bun. They come without toppings, and there is a small bar of traditional toppings - ketchup, dill pickle chips, onions; one or two other choices - where you can top up your meal. The pickle chips are so thick and crisp as to be a tasty side on their own.
Smoking: Yes, at bar
Alcohol: Beer