Ivy

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Ivy Restaurant

  • May 13, 2007
  • Rated 1 of 5 by tigressa from alameda, California
This place is often listed as the "go-to" spot for viewing celebrities in LA, that major tourist pastime that even my partner and I have sometimes succumbed to. But here's the question with the Ivy. How desperate are you to see a celebrity or to pretend for a few hours that you ARE one? Because actually as far as we could tell, there is absolutely no other reason to eat at this grotesquely overpriced spot. To call the food mediocre would be generous, even if you weren't counting the prices. I paid $25 for a Caesar salad that was ridiculous...limp lettuce, lackluster dressing, stale croutons. I've had far better at a TGIF chain in Pennsylvania. The tuna sandwich my partner picked at was about the same tired quality and sinful price. A simple cup of tea was about $5 or $6.

The patio furniture was peeling and uncomfortable. I understand that there's a shabby chic look they're attempting here, but genuine bohemian charm doesn't come at these sort of prices. So it all seemed very affected, even though the patio garden was lovely.

So why on earth do so many of the stars still go there? I'm not sure they actually do, since the steakhouse Cut and the Château Marmont have supposedly become more popular. Are they saying, "Wow, I've made it so big I can pay $30 for a horrible overcooked bowl of sticky pasta and not even be bothered?"

Also, the service at Ivy was pretty awful. We felt as if the waiters were annoyed to even have to deign to help us since we clearly weren't "someone". (It was fun though to see them flutter around deferentially when a certain TV starlet arrived just as we were finishing our meal.)

Do yourself a favor, have some self-respect, and skip the whole scene. Unless you have a some masochistic need to recreate being at the "uncool" table at junior high school, for an obscenely high price, there are a hundred other things to do in LA which are much more enjoyable.

A better alternative: Stars often pop in to Urth Café on Melrose or Taverna Tony's, a terrific Greek place in Malibu, if you really are jonesing to see one. That way you can still get great food at a good price and not be punished for fulfilling your curiosity!

From journal The Perfect Healthy Spa Trip to Los Angeles

Editor Pick

The Ivy

  • March 8, 2005
  • Rated 2 of 5 by Jglassb311 from Santa Cruz, California
The Ivy

The Ivy in Los Angeles is the consummate celebrity institution. It is the first in the string of "celebrity restaurants," meaning the stars flock to the Ivy knowing all too well that paparazzi stalk the place with a vengeance.

It is hard to get a reservation if you are not Winona’s or Brad's agent, or you aren't actually them, but it's worth a shot. I had the pleasure of going for my 23rd birthday dinner with my boyfriend and family. We sorta felt like they stuck us in the back, but that was okay. We didn't mind too much.

The feel of The Ivy is best described as shabby-chic. There is a white picket fence missing some paint, antique French chairs on the patio, flowery tablecloths, and the menus covered in cloth. It's a perfect brunch spot, and it is not hard to see why it's so famous for luring the see and be-seen crowd.

We were told to order the fried chicken. Three of us did, while two of us ventured for other things. Among the other culinary adventures was fresh lobster pasta priced at a whopping $60. We didn't know that was the price until the meal was over, as the pasta was a special not on the menu. The fried chicken was overcooked, not all that, and priced at its somewhat respectable $35 dollars. The crab cakes were very good and the lobster pasta was excellent but not nearly worth its price. We ordered their take on a banana split, which was rich, gooey, and sort of strange. If I were to go again, I would not order the chicken or that dessert. The cocktails were about $14 each, and the service was okay.

Looking back, I would have been happier with my meal somewhere else. Although the place is worth a look, I don't know if it's worth the price it cost us. Our meal came close to $450 five people. The other thing is, I didn’t get to see one famous person, which, really, was the whole point.

From journal You make me wanna...LALA

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