Sometime after about the twentieth Überhiker had edged past me on the steep, narrow Kalalau Trail, I began to foment a plan to get the most out of this challenging trail, rather than have it get the most out of me. As it was, I was tentatively negotiating the root-strewn, slippery trail, perversely relieved to be climbing uphill. Downhill, I realized, would be even more challenging, especially given that the path runs along the edge of a cliff and that I’m mildly acrophobic.
And yet I’d made such a brave start, clambering up each rocky section to achieve the first, second, third, and even fourth spectacular lookout points. Each time I gloried in the panoramic views back towards Ha’ena and tantalizing glimpses of the Na Pali coast ahead. My husband had been "after" me on our previous trips to Kaua’i to do part of the Kalalau Trail, legendary among hikers, the most hardcore of whom backpack a grueling 11 miles along the coast, stay at a primitive campsite, and hike back the next day. Day hikers generally trek the first two miles to Hanakapi’ai Beach, perhaps going further inland to reach a waterfall, and then return. The second half of the beach hike is, alas, mostly downhill.
I’d reached a point about a mile and a quarter along the trail (the start of the downhill section), when I began to wonder if this was not the stuff of an "I survived the (fill in the blank)" T-shirt. I hate those types of outings.
"I think I’ll just stay here," I announced as we reached a fifth and even more spectacular lookout. "You go on and I’ll wait till you get back. It’s going to be mostly downhill from here, and it looks like it’ll probably get even muddier, too. I won’t enjoy it."
My husband gave me a look that managed to be simultaneously solicitous and aggrieved. "Are you sure? I don’t know how long it’ll take me."
"It doesn’t matter. I have water, binoculars, and a book. What more do I need? This is a gorgeous spot; I don’t care if I see the beach or not."
And so I found myself perched on a large boulder on the northernmost part of the island, with nothing before me but thousands of miles of blue Pacific. Of course, there were plenty of other hikers coming along to share the experience, but they seemed inexplicably preoccupied with getting to the beach. My bird watching was quickly supplanted by hiker watching.
"You been to the beach yet?" some inquired.
"No, this is as far as I’m going." Puzzled looks in response.
I sat gazing out to sea, listening to songbirds rhapsodizing in the ironwood trees. Western Meadowlarks, of all things. A long way from home, like me.
"You look very regal perched up there," said a gallant passing Englishman.
"I’m just lazy."
"Seen any whales?" asked his companion.
"Not a one. But then again, I’m not really trying."