"Are you ready for the daaaaark side of London? Well, you bloody paid for it!" And with that introduction by my group’s Yeoman Warder, my tour of the infamous Tower of London began.
Besides the now-ceremonial Yeomans, one of the first things people come to the Tower of London to see are the British Crown Jewels, which have been held here since the start of the 14th century. Yes, the same jewels that Shaun Cassidy and Parker Stevenson, a.k.a Frank and Joe Hardy, once saved in the Hardy Boys episode "Assault on the Tower" back in the late ‘70s. Before you get to the jewels, however, visitors are led through a series of rooms with big projection screens showing various coronation ceremonies over the years. These clips are all well and good—but let’s see them jewels. They are quite impressive. Mmmm-hmm... those are diamonds, all right. Yep, that’s one heckuva 12th-century coronation spoon.
Perhaps I’m getting ahead of myself. The Tower of London’s history dates back to the turn of the 11th century, when William the Conqueror built the White Tower, which is the biggest of the 20 towers located here, and was once home for the king and queen. Over the years, it was used not only as a royal residence, but also a fortress, dungeon, and execution site—that’s where the "daaaaaark side of London" bit comes into play. It was here that two of Henry VIII’s wives were beheaded—you can actually see the staircase these two ill-fated women ascended on their way to their beheadings—though they were hardly the only ones to meet their maker within these walls. I highly recommend visiting the Tower of London website for more information about its history.
I didn’t stick with the Yeoman tour for its entirety, but I do recommend that those interested make time for the 60-minute history lesson on the tower. Our guide really hammed it up and made it enjoyable as he led us on a walk that hit all the highlights.
One of the other things that the tower is famous for are the omnipresent ravens. The legend is that Charles II once warned that if the ravens were ever to leave the tower, the British monarchy would collapse, and to ensure that would never happen, he ordered that a small population be kept inside. Nowadays, their wings are clipped so that they can only fly so far. I’d call that cheating, but hey—if at adds to the lure of the tower, then why not, right?
There’s much more to see at the Tower of London, including the Wall Walk, the Fusiliers’ Museum, and the museum within the White Tower. Discounted admission with the Great British Heritage Pass is £13.50 for adults, and the tower is open daily. To experience the nightly "Ceremony of the Keys," send a self-addressed stamped envelope to The Ceremony of the Keys, Waterloo Block, HM Tower of London, EC3N 4AB.