The Grove is horrible. If you don’t want to visit a vulgar bastardization of a Hollywood landmark, don’t go here. The Grove is repulsive, and as a Hollywood native, I would have to say that it absolutely insults me deeply. The Grove is a shopping mall gone wrong. The Grove has been called an adult Disneyland, and as I am not so fond of Disneyland, I would have to agree. There is a trolley that takes you through the maybe 300-foot stretch. The Grove also boasts a fountain synchronized to music such as the Backstreet Boys and recent Michael Jackson. Whoever thought up the Grove must not have loved L.A. The Grove along with Hollywood and Highland are an embarrassment to Los Angeles architecture (if you can even call them that); I would prefer to call them anti-architecture.
The Grove is located at Fairfax and Third next to one of my favorite Hollywood landmarks, the Farmers’ Market. The great thing about the Farmers’ Market was that it was mostly frequented by old retired people who would play bridge in the sun and grab a drink at the outdoor bar. Now that the Grove has taken over, it is far too busy for the true FM crowd. I actually saw an SUV almost hit an old lady attempting to cross the street from Kmart over to the Farmers’ Market. The Farmers’ Market used to have that old ranch feeling that Hollywood was famous for back in the day. My father used to take my brother and sister and me around L.A. and tell us stories about all the different "important places," and the Farmers’ Market had that appeal. It had the feeling of a drive-in movie theater or a country fair, which is quite rare for the middle of West Hollywood. Now that it’s next to the Grove, it has lost a lot of that feeling.
I can’t stand the Grove; it has ruined everything. I have much more respect for the Beverly Center. The Beverly Center has authentic history. It hasn’t borrowed from a timeless icon shamelessly. The Beverly Center revels in its real, unashamed materialism. The Grove offends its patrons by pretending to provide you with an experience. The Grove is a big fat liar. The Grove is sad. The Grove is like a TV version of a great poem. Please don’t go there, but if you have to, please spend your money elsewhere.