Madame Tussaud’s is more than just mannequins - it’s downright historic. All right, maybe not as historically significant as, say, the Tower of London or Westminster Abbey, but historic nonetheless. Moreover, it’s an interesting, and fun, way of getting a close look at London’s history. We visited Madame Tussaud’s on a chilly spring morning and spent a boring 15 minutes waiting in a long queue outside the hallowed
(tallowed?!) portals of the famous museum of waxworks. (The museum, by the way, dates back to 1835, when it was established by Madame Tussaud, a Strasbourg-born lady who was tutored in the art of making waxworks by a doctor called Philippe Curtius. She led a very adventurous life, wandering about the continent, getting imprisoned, making death masks of those who were guillotined in the French Revolutionm and other such pleasurable pastimes).
Anyway, back to where we were. By the time we finally entered, our enthusiasm had taken a bit of a beating, but a few minutes of gawking at the rich and famous, and infamous, and we were back to our bubbly selves. The rooms of the museum lead from one into another, all filled with excellent waxworks: pop stars, film stars, sports stars, politicians and statesmen, royal families, historical figures, and more. There’s everybody here: Pele, Hugh Grant, Alfred Hitchcock, Winston Churchill, Marilyn Monroe, Mahatma Gandhi, Henry VIII and his entourage of wives - each painstakingly crafted from wax and many wearing clothes of the celebrity in question.
The display also has some unusual exhibits that are not waxworks: a fragment of the robe worn by the Empress Josephine at her coronation, a copy of the letter sent by Jack the Ripper to the police, the blade which guillotined Marie Antoinette, and so on. The rooms lead into the Chamber of Horrors, showing forms of torture, crime, and punishment over the years. It’s all dreadfully graphic, with eerie sound effects, moving figures, and lighting guaranteed to make you feel just a little scared.
Once through that, we got onto one of a string of cars on a track for a short and thoroughly interesting ride that took us through what’s called the Spirit of London. It’s a multimedia representation, complete with sound, light, and moving figures - the complete atmosphere - of London through the past four centuries, covering all major eras and events. Neat lesson in history.
Entry to Madame Tussaud’s depends upon what time you visit and ranges from £16.95 to £19.95 per adult. If you’re watching your budget, visit between 5 and 6pm, when admission’s free. The museum remains open 364 days a year - it’s shut on Christmas Day.