We rejoined a passing tour bus from Kilmainham Gaol and we're off to the home of Guinness. The bus drops you off right at the door. There was an old gent with a wagon and horse in front of the entrance. Posing and asking for the price of a pint no doubt. The wagon didn't look like something one would want to ride. We slipped in the main entrance and assessed our options.
We opted for the self-guided tour, it is quite expensive, and they try to placate you with a "free" pint in the Gravity Bar at the conclusion. Very high tech tour, didn't explain the process very well. Lots of electronic images and froofy floff, but no meat or substance to it. The Jameson's tour was much more charming and detailed.
We went to Gravity Bar for the "free" pint, they put a shamrock in the foam while pouring, how cute. Not the best 14 euro pint I've had. The view of the city is beautiful and we took some pictures. The gift area is a homage to everything Guinness. Clothing of all kinds, hats, and luggage occupy one section and the rest is anything you could imagine with a Guinness imprint. Glasses, bar trays, mirrors, and posters abound as well as candy and other edibles. The lines are long but move quickly, relieving you via credit card or cash. The sign over the entrance should be "abandon all hope, ye who enter here". Pockets lighter and bags heavier, we departed the shrine of consumerism and went in search of a place to sit down. We found a little pub just down the street, next to a gravestone manufacturer and sat in their back outdoor courtyard for a pint. We figured the Guinness must be good as it was only a few hundred yards from the brewery. The pints were excellent, better than the Gravity Bar and the surroundings relaxed. The sun warmed the courtyard, but the umbrellas at the tables provided good shade. Somewhere along the way we'd neglected to pick up something at Guinness, so back we went for another pocket lightening experience. Much poorer and heavy laden with packages (could we look more like tourists?) we caught a City Tour bus back to O'Connell Street.
Admission to tour is 14 euros. Extensive gift shop is free to enter (at your own risk).